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The Interstellar Democrat Union of Joeanian Republic

“You are dead, not big surprise”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Institute of Cellulose

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Interstellar Democrat Union of Joeanian Republic is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by President Jack Marshal with an even hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.08 billion Joeanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tranquility Station. The average income tax rate is 73.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Joeanian economy, worth 283 trillion Joeanian Dimes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 136,180 Joeanian Dimes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, perverts across the land rejoice after 'sexual harassment' was recently renamed 'persuasive courting', and promising seven years of bad luck leads to seven years of community service. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joeanian Republic's national animal is the Joeanian Shepherd, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Joeanian Republic is ranked 27,261st in the world and 20th in Institute of Cellulose for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 6,398.71 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 5,108thNicest Citizens: 5,191stHealthiest Citizens: 5,983rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,000thMost Inclusive: 7,408thBest Weather: 8,698thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,009thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 9,189thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,563rdLowest Crime Rates: 9,736thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,070thMost Developed: 10,172ndTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 12,388thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,065thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,596thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,672ndSmartest Citizens: 13,740thMost Efficient Economies: 13,870thLargest Governments: 17,160thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,456thHighest Average Incomes: 17,766thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,669thMost Secular: 19,269thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19,534thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,132ndSafest: 20,301stLargest Welfare Programs: 20,527thMost Influential: 20,833rdMost Advanced Public Education: 21,969thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 22,328thHighest Average Tax Rates: 24,268th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 2nd in the regionNicest Citizens: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Inclusive: 7th in the regionTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 9th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionSafest: 9th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 11th in the regionMost Stationary: 12th in the regionMost Secular: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 14th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 9 » Kingdom of Englands, New Ryansville, MLGDogeland, Zarbik, Boris Cult, Alexander the Magnus, Wechaiyae, Just porymonia, and United Departments Of Europe.