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The Constitutional Monarchy of Joaland

“Voor het vaderland”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
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Location: Creatopia

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Constitutional Monarchy of Joaland is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its teetotalling pirates, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 552 million Joalandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. The average income tax rate is 66.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Joalandian economy, worth 49.9 trillion Cretes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. Average income is 90,440 Cretes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation has nearly as many history museums as Joalandians, major cities are suffering under water rationing, the nationalised Arms Manufacturing Industry is not interested in making weapons, and fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joaland's national animal is the Gyrfalcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Joaland is ranked 6,074th in the world and 7th in Creatopia for Largest Agricultural Sector, scoring 8,075.42 on the Mu-Bah-Daggs Productivity Index.

Largest Agricultural Sector: 6,074thBest Weather: 11,223rdTop
Nicest Citizens: 13,897thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,034thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 14,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 14,355thHealthiest Citizens: 15,069thMost Inclusive: 16,651stMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,528thLongest Average Lifespans: 18,449thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,764thMost Beautiful Environments: 18,816thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21,636th
Most Average: 1st in the regionBest Weather: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5th in the regionNudest: 5th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 2 » Gorgonzola-Opalicia and The Hainaut.