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The Holy Kingdom of Joaco

“Para servir y proteger”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: Lazarus

Regional Influence: Sprat

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The Holy Kingdom of Joaco is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 26.687 billion Joacoans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of El Bajo Belgrano. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Joacoan economy, worth a remarkable 9,789 trillion kikoes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 366,836 kikoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Leader's handshakes with opposition leaders usually lead to thumb wars, international humanitarian organisations are applauding the government for ending the death penalty, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, and the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Joaco's national animal is the Carpincho, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Joaco is ranked 54,503rd in the world and 634th in Lazarus for Most Stationary, with 807.14207370652 days.

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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 73rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 76thMost Pacifist: 89thMost Cultured: 92ndSafest: 100thMost Advanced Public Transport: 111thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 112thLeast Corrupt Governments: 120thMost Developed: 134thLongest Average Lifespans: 147thHealthiest Citizens: 166thMost Cheerful Citizens: 169thSmartest Citizens: 194thHighest Food Quality: 205thLowest Crime Rates: 215thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 221stMost Beautiful Environments: 224thLargest Governments: 232ndMost Advanced Public Education: 234thHighest Average Tax Rates: 245thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 423rdHighest Poor Incomes: 450thNicest Citizens: 462ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 512thMost Subsidized Industry: 528thLargest Welfare Programs: 589thMost Inclusive: 650thMost Scientifically Advanced: 653rdMost Efficient Economies: 739thBest Weather: 868thHighest Economic Output: 870thHighest Average Incomes: 1,482ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,829thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 3,464thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,981stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,096thMost Secular: 4,353rdLargest Populations: 6,483rdMost Rebellious Youth: 10,662ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,384thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,001stMost Patriotic: 17,813thMost Income Equality: 18,190th
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Most Pacifist: 3rd in the regionSafest: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4th in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 7th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionNicest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 7th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 7th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 9th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 10th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 11th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Inclusive: 15th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 22nd in the regionBest Weather: 22nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 36th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 57th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 57th in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 154th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 159th in the regionMost Secular: 216th in the regionLargest Populations: 231st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 307th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 377th in the regionMost Income Equality: 526th in the regionTop
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Most Stationary: 634th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 637th in the regionMost Influential: 727th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 915th in the regionNudest: 1,055th in the region

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