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The Federal Republic of JK239

“Endorse to be endorsed. Ask to be endorsed, if I forgot”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: the West Pacific

Regional Influence: Minnow

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The Federal Republic of JK239 is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Marcey with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, enslaved workforce, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.454 billion JKians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Perfection. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient JK239ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,820 trillion CBS a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 244,268 CBS, with the richest citizens earning 5.6 times as much as the poorest.

Prison libraries are being replaced with interrogation chambers, the government awards prizes to television shows featuring stereotype-breaking minority roles, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and unused plastic recycling bins are being dumped into landfills by the tonne. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. JK239's national animal is the Jaime, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Tokenism.

JK239 is ranked 15,559th in the world and 230th in the West Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 100 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 521stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 965thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,439thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,468thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,944thLargest Black Market: 2,125thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,495thTop
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Most Conservative: 3,153rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,294thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,299thLargest Retail Industry: 3,302ndMost Efficient Economies: 4,165thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,338thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,867thHighest Average Incomes: 5,688thLargest Governments: 6,001stLargest Mining Sector: 6,110thMost Patriotic: 6,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,433rdNudest: 7,584thMost Avoided: 8,011thMost Valuable International Artwork: 10,377thMost Authoritarian: 11,640thLowest Crime Rates: 11,880thMost Devout: 13,950thHighest Economic Output: 14,003rdTop
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Most Cultured: 15,559thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,905thMost Advanced Public Transport: 26,768thLargest Information Technology Sector: 28,853rd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 7th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 22nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 24th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 31st in the regionLargest Black Market: 39th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 41st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 41st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 49th in the regionMost Patriotic: 50th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 54th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 58th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 64th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 65th in the regionNudest: 73rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 81st in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 90th in the regionMost Avoided: 91st in the regionMost Conservative: 95th in the regionMost Devout: 101st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 177th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 182nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 183rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 191st in the regionTop
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Most Authoritarian: 226th in the regionMost Cultured: 230th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 258th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 280th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 343rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 382nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 383rd in the regionLargest Populations: 386th in the region

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