Spotlight on:
The Empire of Jinaruh |
“Decency. Compassion. Justice.”
Category: Left-wing Utopia | ||
Civil Rights: Excellent |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Excellent |
Location: Osiris |
Regional Influence: Minnow |
The Empire of Jinaruh is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Karim with a fair hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.615 billion Jinarans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sarrania. The average income tax rate is 99.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Jinaruhian economy, worth a remarkable 3,057 trillion Seals a year, is highly specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 195,805 Seals, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Jinaruh's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, and on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jinaruh's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Jinaruh is ranked 1,233rd in the world and 43rd in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 163.03 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jinaruh, on-call doctors who check their pagers during movies are banned from cinemas for life.
- : Following new legislation in Jinaruh, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Jinaruh, the monarch frequently needs protecting from misfiring protection.
- : Jinaruh's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Following new legislation in Jinaruh, Jinaruh's army is full of two-metre tall super-soldiers.
- : Following new legislation in Jinaruh, the Jinaruh Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.
- : Following new legislation in Jinaruh, the government says that Possession is nine-tenths of the Lore.
- : Following new legislation in Jinaruh, bitter pastors forced to officiate gay marriage 'accidentally' pronounce couples "husband and abomination".
- : Following new legislation in Jinaruh, Brown Sugar 101 is a popular course at community colleges.
- : Following new legislation in Jinaruh, acute politicians deride opposition members for being obtuse.