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The Fiefdom of Jimmylandtopia

“STIcK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Good
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: New Normandy

Regional Influence: Enforcer

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The Fiefdom of Jimmylandtopia is a huge, orderly nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, public floggings, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 710 million jIMmY minions are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of jImMY. The average income tax rate is 66.3%.

The jIMmY economy, worth 38.0 trillion Sticks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Trout Farming, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,559 Sticks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.3 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's once beautiful countryside has turned brown as farmers spray potent pesticides, military parades quietly tiptoe their way through the streets, government-sponsored gallows are being erected by Violetist temples, and angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jimmylandtopia's national animal is the Stick.

Jimmylandtopia is ranked 22,617th in the world and 2nd in New Normandy for Most Extreme, scoring 31.74 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most Conservative: 1,245thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,584thMost Ignorant Citizens: 7,916thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 9,395thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,231stMost Pacifist: 16,368th

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