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The Rogue Nation of JEW Volunteers

“DEAR LEADER IS MOST BEAUTIFUL AND GLORIOUS”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Outlawed
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Rare

Location: The Union of Religious Nations

Regional Influence: Power

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The Rogue Nation of JEW Volunteers is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Regent of DEAR LEADER Meyer Vandenberg with an iron fist, and renowned for its digital currency, enslaved workforce, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 9.234 billion JEW Volunteers are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Law & Order, and Spirituality are also considered important, while Environment and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tel Aviv. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.1%.

The frighteningly efficient JEWish economy, worth a remarkable 2,522 trillion shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 273,192 shekels, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,999,627 per year while the poor average 11,507, a ratio of 173 to 1.

Fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, children seem to be getting better at lying these days, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, and just as students finish their homework it's time for school. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. JEW Volunteers's national animal is the parrot, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is the admiration of DEAR LEADER.

JEW Volunteers is ranked 2,660th in the world and 1st in The Union of Religious Nations for Rudest Citizens, with 205.13 Insults Per Minute.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 502ndFattest Citizens: 605thLargest Retail Industry: 647thMost Avoided: 674thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 724thLargest Gambling Industry: 847thMost Devout: 884thMost Corrupt Governments: 887thMost Ignorant Citizens: 956thLargest Insurance Industry: 1,004thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,009thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,114thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,142ndGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,252ndLargest Mining Sector: 1,410thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,510thMost Armed: 1,711thMost Efficient Economies: 2,003rdTop
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Rudest Citizens: 2,660thHighest Average Incomes: 2,761stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,168thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,588thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,166thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,892ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,085thMost Conservative: 5,114thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,840thHighest Economic Output: 6,190thLargest Black Market: 6,290thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,307thMost Subsidized Industry: 9,046thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,545thTop
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Largest Governments: 12,617thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,075thMost Influential: 17,833rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 18,022ndMost Extreme: 23,411th
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1st in the regionMost Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the region

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