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The Free Land of Jestings

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Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Free Land of Jestings is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and smutty television. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 586 million Jestians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jestonia. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Jestian economy, worth 53.7 trillion dollar bucks a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 91,584 dollar bucks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

J-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, city budgets are spent entirely on supporting the town royalty, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jestings's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jestings is ranked 83,620th in the world and 3,604th in The North Pacific for Nudest, with 149.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 268thMost Influential: 1,927thTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 2,749thMost Secular: 5,458thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,896thSafest: 6,814thMost Pacifist: 7,272ndLargest Publishing Industry: 8,604thBest Weather: 9,520thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 12,508thMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,077thNicest Citizens: 13,414thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,619thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,888thMost Inclusive: 17,434thMost Cultured: 17,665thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,713thLongest Average Lifespans: 20,472ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,718thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 21,483rdLargest Welfare Programs: 21,659th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 205th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 280th in the regionMost Secular: 294th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 329th in the regionSafest: 375th in the regionMost Pacifist: 428th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 436th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 518th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 658th in the regionMost Influential: 690th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 741st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 749th in the regionNicest Citizens: 759th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 794th in the regionMost Cultured: 897th in the region

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