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The Golden of Jesters

“Vivat Respublica”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Golden of Jesters is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Bob Cornyn with a fair hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, prohibition of alcohol, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.388 billion Jesterians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zroid. The average income tax rate is 95.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Jestersian economy, worth 362 trillion Rincs a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 151,871 Rincs, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Shady doctors seem to have impeccable records, former stunt pilots are unable to pass the licence test to fly a drone, a life spent suffering in silence is considered noble, and an enormous health awareness programme is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jesters's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Jesters is ranked 257,887th in the world and 10,999th in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -13.22 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 837thMost Influential: 1,563rdSafest: 2,630thTop
Most Pacifist: 2,814thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,610thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,730thLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,774thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,876thHealthiest Citizens: 4,034thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,261stNicest Citizens: 4,310thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,524thLowest Crime Rates: 4,927thBest Weather: 4,999thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,169thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,625thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,834thMost Developed: 5,857thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,867thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,963rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,005thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,095thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,191stLargest Governments: 6,267thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,479thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,722ndMost Inclusive: 7,914thHighest Food Quality: 8,106thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,529thSmartest Citizens: 8,568thMost Efficient Economies: 9,570thMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,364thMost Cultured: 12,461stTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,398thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,414thHighest Average Incomes: 15,064thMost Income Equality: 17,795thMost Secular: 24,030thLargest Publishing Industry: 24,742ndMost Patriotic: 24,989th
Safest: 134th in the regionMost Pacifist: 161st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 175th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 184th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 196th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 210th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 213th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 226th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 235th in the regionNicest Citizens: 247th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 253rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 256th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 259th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 265th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 269th in the regionBest Weather: 286th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 303rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 313th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 318th in the regionLargest Governments: 332nd in the regionMost Developed: 345th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 354th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 403rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 411th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 453rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 468th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 470th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 471st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 471st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 486th in the regionMost Influential: 496th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 551st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 571st in the regionTop
Most Cultured: 642nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 679th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 698th in the regionMost Income Equality: 858th in the regionMost Patriotic: 861st in the regionMost Secular: 1,137th in the region

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