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The Turtle Sanctuary of Jestar Falls


Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Very Good
Political Freedoms:
Below Average


Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Turtle Sanctuary of Jestar Falls is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Master Turtle with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.784 billion Jestar Fallsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jestar Fallsian economy, worth 336 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,675 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, there's a bright dawn ahead for Jestar Falls, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jestar Falls's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult Of The Turtle.

Jestar Falls is ranked 22,096th in the world and 6th in KAISERREICH for Highest Drug Use, scoring 109.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 5,875thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,877thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,544thHighest Average Incomes: 7,847thMost Inclusive: 8,182ndMost Efficient Economies: 8,472ndLargest Governments: 9,574thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,678thMost Developed: 9,717thLargest Welfare Programs: 9,783rdRudest Citizens: 9,956thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 10,833rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,914thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,181stLargest Black Market: 11,431stSmartest Citizens: 11,469thMost Cultured: 11,472ndTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12,518thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,726thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,430thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,500thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 13,709thLargest Retail Industry: 13,998thLowest Crime Rates: 14,781stMost Compassionate Citizens: 16,453rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,936thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,059thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,227thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,284thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,816thHealthiest Citizens: 19,686thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,841stNicest Citizens: 20,932ndHighest Drug Use: 22,096thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 22,504thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,165th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 6th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionMost Developed: 6th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionRudest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 9th in the regionMost Cultured: 9th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 11th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 13th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 15th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 16th in the regionMost Average: 18th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 23rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 24th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 29th in the region

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