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The Turtle Sanctuary of Jestar Falls

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The Turtle Sanctuary of Jestar Falls is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Master Turtle with an even hand, and remarkable for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 1.784 billion Jestar Fallsians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Turtle Town. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 78.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Jestar Fallsian economy, worth 336 trillion Rupees a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 188,675 Rupees, with the richest citizens earning 5.4 times as much as the poorest.

Looting and pillaging are now considered vital intelligence-gathering activities, there's a bright dawn ahead for Jestar Falls, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts, and wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jestar Falls's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Cult Of The Turtle.

Jestar Falls is ranked 22,096^th in the world and 6^th in KAISERREICH for Highest Drug Use, scoring 109.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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