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The Grojgblognikov of Jerbalingok

“Strife for life.”

Category: Democratic Socialists
Civil Rights:
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Very Good

Location: Chicken overlords

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Grojgblognikov of Jerbalingok is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jerbalingus Supremus with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 5.043 billion Jerbas are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grokoloptropoli. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jerbaling economy, worth a remarkable 1,948 trillion bitcorns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 386,438 bitcorns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Employers are finding it hard to screen candidates now that everyone gets A grades in their exams, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles' distance from the National Science Park, and Jerbalingok has one of the largest offshore wind farms in the world. Crime is totally unknown. Jerbalingok's national animal is the jerbal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jerbalingok is ranked 2,346th in the world and 5th in Chicken overlords for Fattest Citizens, with 38.43 Obesity Rate.

Highest Poor Incomes: 553rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 579thLargest Information Technology Sector: 673rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 753rdHighest Average Incomes: 904thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 923rdLargest Black Market: 941stMost Valuable International Artwork: 955thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,155thMost Secular: 1,184thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,228thMost Armed: 1,313thRudest Citizens: 1,446thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,799thNudest: 1,831stFattest Citizens: 2,346thTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,737thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,064thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,327thLargest Governments: 3,469thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,844thLargest Retail Industry: 3,872ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4,114thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,307thSmartest Citizens: 4,307thMost Efficient Economies: 4,659thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,374thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,045thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 6,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,064thMost Cultured: 7,067thHighest Economic Output: 8,633rdLargest Publishing Industry: 8,923rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,489thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,503rdMost Inclusive: 9,785thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,661stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,782ndTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,066thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 16,180thMost Rebellious Youth: 16,215thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,910thMost Developed: 17,374thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19,276thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 21,541st
Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionRudest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Cultured: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionMost Inclusive: 5th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 5th in the regionFattest Citizens: 5th in the regionNudest: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 21st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 28th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 33rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 62nd in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 114th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 124th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 147th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 178th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 184th in the regionMost Income Equality: 226th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 295th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 448th in the regionMost Conservative: 476th in the regionMost Average: 490th in the regionTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 904th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 4 » Qwas, Odapir, The Eastern Bloc nations, and 5150 Home For Tha Sick.