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The High Mage Legend of Jennifer Darnel

“You like fire, right?”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
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Location: Artificial Solar System

Regional Influence: Newcomer


The High Mage Legend of Jennifer Darnel is a massive, genial nation, ruled by Jennifer Darnel with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 1.545 billion High Mages are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The High Tower of the Arts. The average income tax rate is 69.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but underdeveloped Kingdom economy, worth 48.2 trillion golden ducats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 31,199 golden ducats, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every citizen must submit to DNA testing to be eliminated from police inquiries, a common response to government PSAs is "well, DUH, obviously", police struggle to solve crimes due to the lack of fingerprint records, and third world countries are rich in "I Love The High Tower Of The Arts" t-shirts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jennifer Darnel's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jennifer Darnel is ranked 202,551st in the world and 4,532nd in Artificial Solar System for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.58 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 16,237th
Most Inclusive: 100th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 159th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 214th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 216th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 239th in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 317th in the regionNicest Citizens: 356th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 357th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 364th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 385th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 412th in the regionMost Secular: 414th in the regionSafest: 442nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 505th in the region

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