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The Republic of Jelekova

“Press statements aren't delivered under oath”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:
Below Average

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Sprat


The Republic of Jelekova is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by President Vera Kovacs with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, smutty television, and frequent executions. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 23.363 billion Jelekovans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kamarina. The average income tax rate is 98.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Jelekovan economy, worth a remarkable 5,165 trillion Kronor a year, is highly specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,095 Kronor, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vacationing Jelekovans expect to be treated as royalty, attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, and the nation has declared war on all passing comets. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jelekova's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Mos Maiorum.

Jelekova is ranked 237,865th in the world and 734th in Europeia for Fattest Citizens, with 1.41 Obesity Rate.

Most Developed: 383rdHealthiest Citizens: 399thLongest Average Lifespans: 429thLowest Crime Rates: 454thMost Advanced Public Transport: 757thMost Corrupt Governments: 783rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 952ndLargest Black Market: 1,045thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,349thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,505thSmartest Citizens: 1,594thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,819thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,958thHighest Economic Output: 1,968thMost Secular: 2,085thTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 2,395thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,772ndLargest Governments: 3,008thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,119thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,077thLargest Mining Sector: 4,341stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,704thHighest Average Incomes: 5,039thLargest Populations: 5,163rdRudest Citizens: 5,809thMost Efficient Economies: 5,939thMost Stationary: 8,843rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,799thTop
Most Influential: 13,580thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,415thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,804thMost Income Equality: 19,614thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,002nd
Lowest Crime Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 15th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18th in the regionLargest Populations: 19th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 21st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 24th in the regionMost Secular: 26th in the regionLargest Governments: 30th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 33rd in the regionMost Stationary: 35th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 36th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 44th in the regionRudest Citizens: 47th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 57th in the regionMost Income Equality: 62nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 63rd in the regionMost Conservative: 64th in the region

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