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The Holy Empire of Jejistan is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 208 million Jejis are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 44.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Jejistani economy, worth 13.6 trillion Mirandas a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 65,259 Mirandas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, repurposed warships fire swag at company promotional events, bored politicians often entertain themselves with games of Simon during important votes, and the only places to see Hermit Crabs now are at local zoos. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jejistan's national animal is the Hermit Crab, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jejistan is ranked 292,243^rd in the world and 5,793^rd in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 1.11 flags saluted per person per day.