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The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs Witness

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Location: The Bar on the corner of every region

Regional Influence: Diplomat


The Abstract Influencer of Jehovahs Witness is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The Witness with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, enslaved workforce, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 8.254 billion drones are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Spirituality and Environment are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Random Bunker In A Hotel. The average income tax rate is 91.4%.

The frighteningly efficient sacrificed economy, worth a remarkable 1,729 trillion vague monetary concepts a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,514 vague monetary concepts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Retirement apartments house giggling grannies who delightedly watch blank TVs all day long, the statue in the Humperdink Plaza has a solar panel for a hat, criminals and college students are taking an interest in the government's new weed-killing program, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Jehovahs Witness's national animal is the insert animal here, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Jehovah's Witnesses.

Jehovahs Witness is ranked 205,045th in the world and 75th in The Bar on the corner of every region for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -37.15 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 81stMost Devout: 94thMost Primitive: 100thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 143rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 450thMost Corrupt Governments: 608thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 662ndLargest Gambling Industry: 892ndMost Armed: 914thLargest Black Market: 961stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 994thFattest Citizens: 1,199thBest Weather: 1,288thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,498thHighest Crime Rates: 1,575thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,693rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,716thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,542ndNudest: 2,612thHighest Average Incomes: 5,521stHighest Average Tax Rates: 7,139thLargest Governments: 7,176thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,975thHighest Poor Incomes: 8,606thHighest Economic Output: 8,962ndMost Efficient Economies: 10,051stTop
Most Influential: 11,156thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,173rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,602ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,662ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 12,191stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,322nd
Most Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionMost Primitive: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 2nd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionNudest: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 4th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6th in the regionFattest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Armed: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 7th in the region

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