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The Protectorate of Jeffrey Epsteined

“Buy the ticket, take the ride”

Category: Benevolent Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Very Strong
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Location: Anti Anime Action

Regional Influence: Powerbroker


The Protectorate of Jeffrey Epsteined is a huge, efficient nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 552 million little saint jamesions enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Spirituality, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The very strong Jeffrey Epsteinedian economy, worth 30.7 trillion pinks a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Average income is 55,702 pinks, with the richest citizens earning 9.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is Anti Anime Action's leading manufacturer of intricately-patterned sweaters, the newly revamped army is so eager for action that it has trouble keeping the peace, adult stores are all sold out of whips, and citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes. Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jeffrey Epsteined's national animal is the unicorn, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Jeffrey Epsteined is ranked 97,551st in the world and 1st in Anti Anime Action for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 51 Whatever.

Largest Insurance Industry: 2,176thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,290thTop
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,081stLowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,740thTop
Fattest Citizens: 16,012thMost Avoided: 16,765thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,028thMost Pro-Market: 19,931stHighest Crime Rates: 20,373rd

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