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The Communist Theocracy of Jeeves Land is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jeeve Sal Alohim Jr with an iron fist, and renowned for its enslaved workforce, prohibition of alcohol, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 7.237 billion Jeeves Landians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jetop. The average income tax rate is 94.1%.

The very strong Jeeves Landian economy, worth 839 trillion The Most Holiest Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, highly specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 115,986 The Most Holiest Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation has recently been attributed to the funding of terrorist organisations, the stratosphere is full of "silent but deadly" attacks from Jeeve Sal Alohim Jr's rear echelons, Jeeves Land successfully hosted the Kantrias Olympics, and the nation is under martial law. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jeeves Land's national animal is the Australian Magpie, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Jeeveism.

Jeeves Land is ranked 10,932^nd in the world and 10^th in Kantrias for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.39 law-abiding acts per hour.