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The Know It All Librarians of Jedi Archives |
“May the Force protect your books!”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Very Good |
Location: Federation of Martian Colonies |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Know It All Librarians of Jedi Archives is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Chief Librarian Jocasta Nu with an even hand, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, keen interest in outer space, and soft-spoken computers. The compassionate, devout population of 3.001 billion Jedis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coruscant. The average income tax rate is 74.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Jedi Archivesian economy, worth 368 trillion Kyber Crystals a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 122,924 Kyber Crystals, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.
A popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Chief Librarian Jocasta Nu, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations, intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits, and calling dibs is an unalienable right. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jedi Archives's national animal is the falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is The Force.
Jedi Archives is ranked 78,141st in the world and 81st in Federation of Martian Colonies for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,970.89 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Jedi Archives was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.
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Jedi Archives, calling dibs is an unalienable right.
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Jedi Archives, intelligence agencies frequently invite passers-by into their secret vaults for tea and biscuits.
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Jedi Archives, the fishing lobby has stemmed the tide of environmental regulations.
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Jedi Archives, a popular artist is claiming that a raw steak with a dog turd on it is a portrait of Chief Librarian Jocasta Nu.
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Jedi Archives was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
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Jedi Archives, wars of expansion are described as "peacekeeping operations".
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Jedi Archives, crime suspects are forced to submit to blood testing.
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Jedi Archives was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Moralistic Democracy".
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Jedi Archives, dark net forums trade the encryption keys to immortality.