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The Holy Empire of Jax Coolidge Twitter

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The Holy Empire of Jax Coolidge Twitter is a huge, socially progressive nation, renowned for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 813 million Coolidges are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, pro-business, well-organized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Defense, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.0%.

The powerhouse Jax Coolidge economy, worth 43.7 trillion Ḿ̵̤E̸͇̊A̶̛̜N̴̡͝ ̵̠̋T̷̳́Ẁ̷̺E̵̘̍Ē̷͍Ṭ̶̛s a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 53,730 Ḿ̵̤E̸͇̊A̶̛̜N̴̡͝ ̵̠̋T̷̳́Ẁ̷̺E̵̘̍Ē̷͍Ṭ̶̛s, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 173,232 per year while the poor average 12,608, a ratio of 13.7 to 1.

It's considered a valid legal defence to say "a demon made me do it", confused-looking pigeons slide gently off frictionless window ledges, pictures of government employees with expensive Pearbooks 'working' on exotic beaches dominate local tabloids, and the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb. Crime is a problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jax Coolidge Twitter's national animal is the Border Collie.

Jax Coolidge Twitter is ranked 314,142^nd in the world and 79^th in MHBs New Earth for Smartest Citizens, with 13.22 quips per hour.

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