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The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree

“Minya Nr, Minya Arda, Minya Aran”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: the Pacific

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Star Fox of Jar Wattinree is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by First Primarch Qui Iudicant with an iron fist, and renowned for its prohibition of alcohol, pith helmet sales, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 11.82 billion Jar Wattinrae are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Requiem. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Jar Wattinrae economy, worth a remarkable 8,954 trillion e-Wattinrae denarii a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 757,588 e-Wattinrae denarii, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, cash-strapped junkies lick rabbits for a cheap high, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jar Wattinree's national animal is the Wattinrae kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Hristorin.

Jar Wattinree is ranked 1,017th in the world and 4th in the Pacific for Most World Assembly Endorsements, with 181 valid endorsements.

Largest Information Technology Sector: 18thMost Scientifically Advanced: 39thHighest Poor Incomes: 44thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 60thHighest Average Incomes: 66thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 89thLargest Black Market: 120thMost Patriotic: 140thLargest Insurance Industry: 198thMost Corrupt Governments: 204thLowest Crime Rates: 231stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 241stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 242ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 242ndLargest Mining Sector: 265thMost Devout: 267thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 360thLargest Governments: 383rdMost Efficient Economies: 387thMost Armed: 387thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 405thSmartest Citizens: 442ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 498thMost Subsidized Industry: 557thLargest Agricultural Sector: 732ndHighest Economic Output: 775thHighest Average Tax Rates: 777thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 779thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,017thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,027thMost Developed: 1,184thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,373rdLargest Retail Industry: 1,526thMost Influential: 1,685thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,785thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,857thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,098thTop
Most Cultured: 3,430thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,728thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,738thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,121stMost Authoritarian: 6,567thNudest: 7,033rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,322ndMost Stationary: 11,032ndMost Conservative: 11,545th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionMost Patriotic: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 9th in the regionMost Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 10th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 11th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Devout: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 18th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 24th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 29th in the regionMost Developed: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 34th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 35th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 39th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 73rd in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 98th in the regionTop
Nudest: 119th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 141st in the regionMost Stationary: 156th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 202nd in the regionLargest Populations: 202nd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 275th in the regionRudest Citizens: 386th in the regionMost Extreme: 386th in the regionTop
Most Conservative: 530th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 180 » The Seeker of Power, Xoriet, Samasbhi, Norwany, East Durthang, Raeun, Hynerian, Glealian, Legonica, Talkasa, Ardagny, Lachlans Planet, Ohlau, Arcti-Chan, Cuatela, Lucrina, Rockemsockem, Valdomyr, Novoblupolia, Amstein, Bruessau, Federal republic Sarmeria, Airengard, NO TOTTENHAM HOTSPUR ALLOWED, The Dunwich Dominion, Commune of Australasia, The Federrartion, Delsglade, Anatoliyanskiy, Varemoke, Penguinya, Terranexia, Laws and Bylaws, Kabala Peleis, Appall, Vanitacon Republic, Scientific Omniscience, Geortina, Empire of Beldemark, Greater Polish-Lithuanian Reich, New Taiwen, Korhal I, Pacifica Peace, Tanu Tuval, Subsonia, Rengakure, Hexalot, Hujoseon, Yalnyra, The Great Galactic Imperio of krypto, and 130 others.Atheist Republics, Fizimes, Waterana, Anthonesia-Jakraagta, Keedastan, Noveira, United Imperial Commonwealth of Europe, Fraternalism, Pathonia, Patito de Goma, Thatu, Kaliuvat, Gaihia, Erik the Merve, Sathor, The Socialist Peoples Republic of Merka, Krulltopia, North Androssan, Dibbleria, Warden, Constitutional Liberistan, The Ferret Lands, Azternodland, Severisen, Northern Kav, Elixandropolis, Koroto, House Rillarri, Borger Land, Sunlight Dawn, Partak, Clute, Fecur Fraland, Hard Rock N Roll, Eyernawk, Mtwara, Half Apple, Momstononistan, Europa-Chan, Ubonchart, Foxotania, Pulinds, Antarctic Countries, Caterama, Shasta-Trinity, Wakandiania, The Nox Empire, Duarstania, Menira, Therrance, The Baybayin, Al Mutwakkil, Bonyland, Western Pandora, Theseum, New Ropakstadt, Abydozz, Wrangleria, Illdonya, Eternal Flames, Doritoes, NeoMalaysia, Sanistang, Marinas Island, Republic of Madovia, Kageri, The Wanderers Library, Usington, UlsterUK, The Scorchedlands, Chron, Wingion, Olisipia, Joven Kingdom, Lesser Yu, Alolinthesea, Solismosion, United Surabaya, Mataramsunda, Probetan Syncada, Azassas, Bonaany, RuebinhoLand, Sebrastan, United Countries of Earth, The United Empire of Tejas, New Urola, Bohs, Emeryth, Evint, Primelandia, Chronoland, Companus Mutati, Hadsburg, Jayapadu, Repitilysia, Kowtani, Extremis Maris, Rapidash Isles, HUElavia, 10000 Reasons Bless the Lord, Firefoxania, Donorro, Pole Island, JudahZimmer, Apradia, Rilles, Nacoa Dya, Artic Great Empire, Arthropyria, Fitteveropia, Vigara, Vionation, Meowritania, Gand Karasu, The Recreated North Korea, Mxx Universe, Woodland Forests, United-Viking, Icorv, The Pacific Ring, Laucecius, Drachoriz, Unted States Japan, The United TiTechoMando, The Socialist Estonia, United Mesa Chadais, Milace, Eldia-Aikiria, and New Borginia.