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The Do Not Tag Me Plz of Jar Watinree

“Stop tagging this nation plz! kthxbye”

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Location: Penguia

Regional Influence: Squire


The Do Not Tag Me Plz of Jar Watinree is a gargantuan, orderly nation, renowned for its public floggings, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 10.276 billion Jar Wattinrae are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Jar Wattinrae economy, worth 479 trillion E-Wattinrae denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 46,681 E-Wattinrae denarii, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cities in Jar Watinree declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jar Watinree's national animal is the Wattinrae leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jar Watinree is ranked 150,866th in the world and 32nd in Penguia for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 64.22 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Largest Gambling Industry: 3,978thMost Primitive: 8,114thTop
Most Devout: 18,090thMost Ignorant Citizens: 20,672ndMost Influential: 22,558th
Largest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 8th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 8th in the regionLargest Populations: 9th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 9th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 12th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 14th in the regionTop
Most Ignorant Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Devout: 17th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 20th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 24th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the region

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