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The Do Not Tag Me Plz of Jar Watinree

“Stop tagging this nation plz! kthxbye”

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The Do Not Tag Me Plz of Jar Watinree is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its ban on automobiles, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 14.409 billion Jar Wattinrae are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.

The strong Jar Wattinrae economy, worth 672 trillion E-Wattinrae denarii a year, is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Average income is 46,681 E-Wattinrae denarii, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

Cities in Jar Watinree declare independence based on interpretation of the historic meaning of cave paintings, wigged-out hunters report playing croquet with the Queen of Hearts, hunters have been known to lose limbs while attempting to 'play tag' with their prey, and stray cats threaten the fledgling avian-based internet. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jar Watinree's national animal is the Wattinrae leviathan, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Jar Watinree is ranked 253,549^th in the world and 344^th in Penguia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 49.96 law-abiding acts per hour.

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