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The Republic of Japanese Saturn

“Please donít invade”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Interdimensional Community

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of Japanese Saturn is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Hirihoto with an even hand, and remarkable for its enslaved workforce, state-planned economy, and frequent executions. The devout population of 4.965 billion Japanese are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saturnalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 45.0%.

The Japanese Saturnian economy, worth 266 trillion scumbag coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,680 scumbag coins, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

Hirihoto has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children, immigrant Maxtopians are routinely sold on popular internet auction sites, and the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Japanese Saturn's national animal is the Chicken, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Hatred.

Japanese Saturn is ranked 178,091st in the world and 52nd in The Interdimensional Community for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring -2.65 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most Primitive: 12,992ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15,793rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16,334thMost Devout: 20,299th
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionMost Primitive: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the region

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