Spotlight on:
The Kingdom of Janlojaki |
“Janlojaki li sewi wawa”
Category: Corporate Police State | ||
Civil Rights: Outlawed |
Economy: Thriving |
Political Freedoms: Unheard Of |
Location: the West Pacific |
Regional Influence: Nipper |
The Kingdom of Janlojaki is a huge, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 317 million Janlojakians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.6%.
The thriving Janlojakian economy, worth 25.8 trillion cybertrucks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 81,511 cybertrucks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 424,039 per year while the poor average 8,462, a ratio of 50.1 to 1.
Kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code, and savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force. Janlojaki's national animal is the turtle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.
Janlojaki is ranked 291,534th in the world and 3,322nd in the West Pacific for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -5.8 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Janlojaki, savvy nightclub-goers know that structurally unsound venues sell the cheapest drinks.
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Janlojaki's influence in The West Pacific rose from "Newcomer" to "Nipper".
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Janlojaki was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Pro-Market.
- : Following new legislation in
Janlojaki, wanting a better life for your child is prohibited by a clause in the criminal code.
- : Following new legislation in
Janlojaki, punk rockers smash it up and then clean it up.
- : Following new legislation in
Janlojaki, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes.
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Janlojaki was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes and the Top 10% for Most Extreme and Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Following new legislation in
Janlojaki, personal injury lawyers are demanding compensation from the government after recent reductions in manufacturer liability.
- : Following new legislation in
Janlojaki, a typical fast food menu item could serve a small army.
- : Following new legislation in
Janlojaki, psychological disorders are a taboo subject.