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The JP Morgan Chase Billionaire of Jamie Dimon

“Pragmatism Provides Profits”

Category: Anarchy
Civil Rights:
Excessive
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Location: NationStates

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The JP Morgan Chase Billionaire of Jamie Dimon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Reserve with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.868 billion Jamie Dimonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NYNY. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Jamie Dimonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,872 trillion Intrest Rates a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 265,674 Intrest Rates, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,159,147 per year while the poor average 38,477, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.

Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamie Dimon's national animal is the Bull Market, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Jamie Dimon is ranked 1,418th in the world and 53rd in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,334.70555912 days.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 230thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 351stLargest Black Market: 728thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 765thRudest Citizens: 775thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,165thMost Stationary: 1,418thHighest Economic Output: 1,864thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,889thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,958thLargest Retail Industry: 2,370thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,797thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2,839thTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 3,373rdHighest Average Incomes: 4,339thMost Inclusive: 4,881stMost Corrupt Governments: 5,146thHighest Food Quality: 6,486thMost Cultured: 6,841stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,018thLargest Populations: 7,130thMost Rebellious Youth: 7,729thNicest Citizens: 8,981stMost Advanced Public Education: 10,378thSmartest Citizens: 11,026thMost Influential: 11,204thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,725thFattest Citizens: 12,819thHighest Disposable Incomes: 14,086thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14,835thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 15,420thMost Patriotic: 15,682ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,525thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,075thLargest Governments: 17,105thMost Secular: 17,788thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,578thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 20,697thMost Beautiful Environments: 21,968thHighest Drug Use: 24,972ndMost Developed: 26,541stMost Scientifically Advanced: 28,399thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,573rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 28,771stMost Pro-Market: 28,943rd
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 29th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 31st in the regionTop
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Rudest Citizens: 52nd in the regionMost Stationary: 53rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 58th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 60th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 70th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 74th in the regionNicest Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 77th in the regionLargest Black Market: 78th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 79th in the regionMost Extreme: 80th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 82nd in the regionMost Cultured: 82nd in the region

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