Spotlight on:
The JP Morgan Chase Billionaire of Jamie Dimon |
“Pragmatism Provides Profits”
Category: Anarchy | ||
Civil Rights: Excessive |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Superb |
Location: NationStates |
Regional Influence: Page |
The JP Morgan Chase Billionaire of Jamie Dimon is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Federal Reserve with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and exploding hoverboards. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 25.868 billion Jamie Dimonians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.
The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of NYNY. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.9%.
The frighteningly efficient Jamie Dimonian economy, worth a remarkable 6,872 trillion Intrest Rates a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Soda Sales, Retail, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 265,674 Intrest Rates, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,159,147 per year while the poor average 38,477, a ratio of 30.1 to 1.
Bad punctuation has come to a full stop, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, for the sake of 'public interest' news programs tell viewers how to home-make Sarin gas bombs, and street graffiti indicates the political party that dominates a neighborhood. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jamie Dimon's national animal is the Bull Market, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.
Jamie Dimon is ranked 1,418th in the world and 53rd in NationStates for Most Stationary, with 4,334.70555912 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Jamie Dimon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Jamie Dimon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Jamie Dimon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Jamie Dimon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Extensive Civil Rights.
- : Jamie Dimon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Jamie Dimon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Jamie Dimon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
- : Jamie Dimon was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
- : Jamie Dimon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
- : Jamie Dimon was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.