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The Moves Like of Jakker

“It's time to get jakked up”

Category: Democratic Socialists
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Location: The Black Hawks

Regional Influence: Vassal


Jakker was Condemned by Security Council Resolution # 112

The Moves Like of Jakker is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Samos Hagai with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, ritual sacrifices, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, devout population of 20.027 billion Jakkerians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Social Policy. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haven City. The average income tax rate is 76.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Jakkerian economy, worth 804 trillion Power Cells a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 40,175 Power Cells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, homeless people are periodically found dead upon altars to assorted deities, military spending is on the increase, and government officials have to mortgage their homes to make ends meet. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jakker's national animal is the Daxter, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Jakker is ranked 178,742nd in the world and 228th in The Black Hawks for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 48.6 Whatever.

Most Stationary: 4,982ndLargest Populations: 7,545thTop
Most Income Equality: 13,627thMost Influential: 14,497thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 16,046thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,424thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,418thHighest Average Tax Rates: 19,683rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,211thHighest Economic Output: 23,603rd
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 11th in the regionMost Influential: 12th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 18th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 19th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 19th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 32nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 34th in the regionNudest: 34th in the region

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