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The Democratic Federal Republic of Jakaland

“:ᚦᛖ•ᚹᛖᛚᛚ•ᛒᛁᛡᛁᛝ•ᚩᚡ•ᚤᚦᛖᚱᛋ•ᚨᚾᛞ ᚦᚨᚨᚱ•ᛚᛁᛒᛖᚱᛏᛁ•ᛁᛋ•ᛈᚱᚨᛁᚩᚱᛁᛏᛁ:”

Category: New York Times Democracy
Civil Rights:
Excellent
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Superb

Regional Influence: Dominator

Location: Sceniverse

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Jakaland Facts

- Internet is 100% provided by the Private Sector.
- Deceased citizens are to be buried or cremated within a week.
- Government offers money to people who donate their blood.
- It's illegal for media sources to encourage violence as well as report negatively with malicious intent to cool political tension.
- Homework doesn't exist and instead school days are extended by 1 hour to accommodate for homework.
- Pharmaceutical medicine is free and provided by the government.
- Local governments exist to serve local issues.
- Gambling is legal.
- Athletes play shirtless.
- The right to protest and put up anti-government leaflets are protected by the constitution.
- The government has partnered with private space companies to research into asteroid mining and space travel.
- contraceptives are legal
- their is no restrictions on who can buy fireworks other than age restrictions of which are +19 can buy fireworks.
- Police officers are equipped with cameras 24/7.
- It's illegal to bail yourself out of prison.
- Misdemeanor crimes are voided on a person's record 20 years after they have been charged.
- Animals can testify in court.
- Foreigners are forbidden from owning real estate.
- Government provides many shelters, meals and financial aid to the homeless.
- Politicians cannot be sacked for offensive comments.
- Politicians and ministers can be sacked for plagiarism of speeches.
- Election dates and campaign days are fixed every 4 years.
- You can get legally married online.
- The government is known for breaking up monopolies.
- State owned farms are quite a common place here.
- Citizens are allowed to rise and fall based on their own merits.
- Beauty pageants are legal but regulated for the Childs safety.
- This nation has a National Healthcare Service.
- All criminals go through rehabilitation during their sentances.
- Workers are paid extra for night and weekend shifts.
- The outside of most buildings other than housing is considered "public bypass" which has made parkour a popular sport among the youth.
- Every office has a term limit of 16 years.
- Government mandates athletes be tested for drugs before game.
- Waste dumping in rivers by anyone or private entity is illegal.
- Automation when replacing workers is banned.
- Children are forbidden from bring food into school from home.
- National Census only covers people's occupation, income and their households.
- Mining has barely any regulations.
- Food and drink products are to include a list of all ingredients.
- A person cannot gain cuts from your earnings from your products which feature them.
- VAT grown meat is used in restaurants, mostly in expensive upper class restaurants.
- The government does not regulate what is 'truth or myth' in media.
- Graffiti is illegal unless its beijg doje on a derelict building.
- Airport security is provided by the Private sector.
- Writing in schools is mostly done on laptops.
- You cannot be prosecuted for the things you say online.
- Busking is legal and unregulated.
- Joke parties are just as eligible as serious parties.
- Obese passengers, when in need of two seats they must pay for two seats.
- Adultery is legal.
- People regardless of their gender must serve the same sentance for the same crimes.
- There is no age restrictions on violent video games.
- "treasure hunt for the 1 million cogs" is annual tradition.
- Agriculture is taught in colleges.
- Collage education is free until 24 years of age.
- The elderly are given high pensions every month, enough for food and bills. Old folk homes are also subsidised.
- Fracking is banned and most gas is imported.
- Green energy is heavily invested.
- Voters have the power to dissolve Parliament.
- Corporations are capped at how much they can legally donate to a Political Campaign/Party.
- Tech companies have full control over what their TOS will be.
- Hikers are given free seeds by the government and are encouraged to scatter the herb and plant seeds while on their hike.
- People falsely accused of a crime are compansated and officers involved punished.
- Sex related words and curse words are removed from School dictionaries.
- Radio stations are free to broadcast any political opinions without state reprocussions.
- The government is against the idea of "cultural appropriation".
- Prosthetic limbs are provided by the private sector and are heavily subsidised by the government.
- There limits on the amount of Junk food that can be provided at schools (Junior and Secondary).
- Their is a punitive tax on emissions.
- Elderly can retire at 65 years of age.
- All offshore fishing is done by the Private sector.
- It is mandatory that citizens below the age of majority have to see a medical professional when ill, only adults can seek alternative medicine.
- Retirement is based off capabilities rather than age.
- You can hire proxys to represent you at a protests.
- Mooning is a form of valid government protest.
- Their is little regulation on the hiring and sacking of employees.
- The nation uses the Metric System.
- Duelling is illegal.
- Many beaches are protected by Sea Walls.
- Jediism is recognised as a legitimate religion.
- Their is no regulations on how private companies advertise their products.
- All funding is equally distributed amongst all regions.
- Sex education is mandatory for students aged 14-17 which goes over the dangers of the act and how to avoid said dangers. Also goes over how babies are made.
- Only serious crimes (ie murderer, child predator, robber etc) can hinder you from getting a job.
- Transgender prisoners are only to be imprisioned in prisons of their gender identity if they have had gender reassignment surgery.
- Military grade weapons (tanks, bazookas, anti air missles, grenades, military aircraft and military ships) cannot be legally sold to citizens.
- The creation of a digital reality is supported by the government which will give eligible citizens the right to upload their concience and continue living in a simulated world after death.
- Vast majority of adult and elderly Jakalandians own a Car.
- The government hands out medals at posh ceremonies for citizens that do heroic deeds.
- Restaurants are legally able to ban any animal from entering their business if they so wish.
- Elections take place for ministral positions.
- Criminals go through vigorous mental health assessments to determine their sentence.
- When running for office a Politician must disclose all of their financial assets overseas to authorities and once they have won, before accepting nomination they must by law sell their overseas assets to avoid policies being made for personal gain only.
- Foreign Autocractic leaders are forbidden from campaigning for their emigrants within Jakaland.
- Gay Conversion therapy is banned for Minors.
- Solitary Confinement is reserved for exceptionally serious crimes.
- Funeral services aren't regulated all too much.
- Anyone can run for political office.
- Schools don't have student number quotas.
- Homosexual couples can adopt.
- Jakaland has several official languages comprising of English and several native minortiy languages.
- Jakaland doesn't use day-light savings.
- "Non of the above" is a option on the ballot, if most votes are "non of the above" then the election restarts but with all new candidates.
- Businesses can legally enforce uniform standards.
- Citizens have easy access to strong painkillers.
- Hospitals offer high payments for citizens who donate organs, blood and blood plasma.
- Businesses can legally refuse service to anyone.
- Epilepsy warnings are required for all films and programs which contain flashy scenes.
- Citizens can legally purchase military grade strobe lights.
- Vaccines are completely voluntary.
- All schools have suprise inspections.
- Jousting is a legal sport although it is modernised with the use of vehicles rather than horses.
- Citizens have full transparency of who is funding which politicians and where their donations come from.
- Women can legally breastfeed their children anywhere at anytime.
- The government believes in alien life and the nations space program focuses on finding signs of alien life.
- Citizens can mock religion freely.
- A "youth parliment" exists where students can submit bills to the federal or national parliment as a means of giving the youth a voice.
- The military does not use nor produce bayonets.
- Each province has their own flag which represents their land and culture.
- It's illegal to trespass on privately owned land.
- Women can serve on the front line.
- Gay couples can marry.
- You can legally marry your robot spouse.
- Subsidises are given to businesses who impose safety standards.
- Soldiers are armed with multi-million cogs worth of battlesuits.
- Fire Saftey is part of the national curriculum.
- This Nation practices instant-runoff voting.
- This nation funds anti-Theocratic dissidents in Sacerdia and Eajibistan and provides asylum for those who flee the nations.
- The government has jokingly declared Atheism as the National Religion.
- Only Professionally trained boxers can legally box.
- Vigilantis have to follow a set of rules so they conduct their jobs in a proffessional manner.
- Homeowners fully own the land from their house to the pathway.
- Private businesses are legally able to advertise on school buses.
- Female contraceptives and abortions are provided free by the NHS.
- Traveller reservations are scattered across the country where travellers can stay for as long as they please free of charge to stop them from trespassing on private land.
- Sports are organised on skill instead of gender.
- Photo editing models bodies is illegal.
- Frat house parties are legal for +19 college students aswell as university students.
- Actors under the age of 16 are restricted to 4 hours of work legally.
- Jakalands Supreme Court Justice is a Civil rights activist.
- Most homes are powered by large batteries provided by a private company with heavy government subsidises making affordable green energy alternatives to the public.
- AI surgeons are common place in all hospitals.
- VAT tax doesn't exist.
- The right to self-incrimination is protected via the constitution.
- Nuclear energy is what powers the nations electrical grid.
- The government doesn't monitor the Internet, and only has decoys on the deep Web.
- Eminent domain is abolished.
- All recyclable waste is recycled, non-recyclable waste is fired deep into space.
- the government sets up drug stores that tax each drug sold which is then used to fund the heath and education programs.
- the second largest political parties leader accompanies the President when visiting foreign leaders.
- The government subsidises space tourism.
- The government is building a missles satilite to protect the planet from incoming asteroids.
- Bills must have a clear, single motive to avoid addenda.
- Sexuality and gender cannot be used as valid factors by a lawyer to defend an individuals suspected actions.
- Dental care is free.
- The tax agency is heavily funded in cracking down on offshore tax evasion.
- Space weaponry is provided by private businesses for the Jakalandian moon base.
- Fines are based off a Citizens monthly income.
- Male students are able to be cheerleaders for their respective sports teams.
- Tobacco products are taxed to fund healthcare and anti-smoking programs.
- Polygamy is legal.
- Forfeiture is outlawed.
- Licenses are only required in professions where people's lives are at risk.
- Witnesses must face their accuser in court else the convict will be found not guilty, unless solid evidence (ie matching finger prints or CCTV footage) proves otherwise.
- Wages are based on the jobs importance to society.
- Both good and bad parts of the nations history is taught in schools.
- "The Right to Homesteading" is considered essential.
- Vaccines are completely voluntary.
- All clothing which is gone to waste is to be given to charity.
- The senate is semi circle shaped with everyone of all parties scattered randomly.
- Sex change operations are covered by the NHS.
- Organs and tissue from dead people cannot be used for harvest without post-mordem consent.
- Prisioners can vote.
- Adverts for drugs and alcohol are forbidden from targeting children to buy their products.
- In the rare chance that an election finishes in a exact 50/50 in the number of votes, leadership will be decided in the flip of a coin.
- The government stores long life foodstuffs for cases of national emergencies or natural disasters to give for free.
- Animal healthcare is free in some states.
- 6 months maternity leave payed for by the government is mandatory for all women after giving birth.
- Medical personel are to be armed incase they need to defend their patient.
- Using torture to extract information from criminals or terrorists is forbidden under Jakalands Constitution of Rights.
- Government regulations ensure children are fed healthy food in schools.
- Incest marriages are banned.
- Politicians have the right to Fillabuster unless 60% of the senate votes in favour for the debate to end. Same applies to federal senates.
- Weapons manufacturers must follow safety regulations.
- Abandoned buildings get re-purposed into affordable housing.
- The Finance Ministry posts hourly updates on where taxpayer money is spent.
- Homeless shelters are to have regular cleaners, safe spaces for drug taking, rehabilitation counsellors, individual rooms with good locks, a community police officer, and hot regular meals. Though they are to be found a home and a job ASAP.
- Foreign families have to pay a Citizenship tax when having a child in Jakaland to get Citizenship.
- Citizens have the right to Homesteading.
- All movie studios must save their works in a digital vault to maintain the nations Culturally significant films.
- Rich provinces are taxed to subsidise poorer provinces
- Scouting is subsidised to maintain its traditional purpose.
- Hearses are given road priority.
- The military uses Plasma weaponry.
- Politicians and the President have limited time to debate on legislation in the senate.
- Parents can pull their kids out of certain subjects which go against their values, or they deem unnecessary.

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