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The God of Jahwe

“the god of all”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: belgium

Regional Influence: Page


The God of Jahwe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jahwe with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 26.342 billion Jahweans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everywhere. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jahwean economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion gods a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,663 gods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, and millions of Jahweans are excellent swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jahwe's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judeochristianislamity.

Jahwe is ranked 19,424th in the world and 43rd in belgium for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.93 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,092ndTop
Largest Populations: 4,557thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,818thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,148thMost Pacifist: 9,935thHighest Economic Output: 10,009thTop
Healthiest Citizens: 16,359thLowest Crime Rates: 17,066thMost Developed: 17,819thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18,499thMost Efficient Economies: 19,424thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,752ndLargest Retail Industry: 22,125thMost Inclusive: 22,761stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,028thSafest: 23,589thMost Cultured: 24,361stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 24,893rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 26,635th
Most Advanced Public Transport: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8th in the regionMost Pacifist: 8th in the regionSafest: 10th in the regionTop
Most Inclusive: 11th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Developed: 12th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 14th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 16th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 17th in the regionBest Weather: 20th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20th in the region

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