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The God of Jahwe

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The God of Jahwe is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jahwe with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, frequent executions, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The compassionate, cynical population of 26.342 billion Jahweans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Social Policy, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Everywhere. The average income tax rate is 72.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Jahwean economy, worth a remarkable 1,914 trillion gods a year, is extremely specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 72,663 gods, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

The end of autumn is celebrated with a bonfire of designer bags, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, it's rumored that Marche Noire knows what the nation's generals eat for breakfast, and millions of Jahweans are excellent swimmers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jahwe's national animal is the Sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Judeochristianislamity.

Jahwe is ranked 19,424^th in the world and 43^rd in belgium for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 98.93 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

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