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The Antique Shopping Mall of Jahka

“Elvis Lives and Tobacco Saves”

Category: Left-Leaning College State
Civil Rights:
World Benchmark
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Excellent

Location: Europeia

Regional Influence: Newcomer

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The Antique Shopping Mall of Jahka is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Papa John with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, parental licensing program, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless, devout population of 20.46 billion Jahx enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, corrupt, liberal individuals juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Spirituality. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Jahx economy, worth a remarkable 3,881 trillion Bucks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Soda Sales, Gambling, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 189,704 Bucks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Papa John claims no responsibility for what Papa John's government does, there's an aura of pseudoscience around academia, people are more interested in gossip about the private lives of politicians than their policies, and vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Jahka's national animal is the Otter, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Jahka is ranked 1,533rd in the world and 9th in Europeia for Most Armed, with 17.16 Weapons Per Person.

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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 523rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 558thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 659thLargest Gambling Industry: 707thHighest Crime Rates: 866thFattest Citizens: 1,329thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,365thMost Armed: 1,533rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,554thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,820thMost Avoided: 2,463rdTop
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Highest Drug Use: 2,729thHighest Economic Output: 3,161stLargest Retail Industry: 3,171stLargest Mining Sector: 3,376thMost Rebellious Youth: 3,576thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,102ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,259thLargest Black Market: 4,454thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,747thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,129thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,733rdLargest Populations: 7,141stRudest Citizens: 7,733rdMost Devout: 7,736thHighest Average Incomes: 7,801stTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,359thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,267thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,788thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 17,164thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 19,502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 21,616thSmartest Citizens: 22,408th
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Largest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 9th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 12th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 12th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13th in the regionMost Avoided: 13th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 15th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 16th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Black Market: 21st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 23rd in the regionLargest Populations: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 34th in the regionTop
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Most Devout: 41st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 44th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 53rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 60th in the regionRudest Citizens: 60th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 66th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 68th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 72nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 75th in the region

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