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The Kingdom of Jafkuf

“With self-discipline, most anything is possible”

Category: Capitalist Paradise
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Location: IBXToyChat

Regional Influence: Eminence Grise


The Kingdom of Jafkuf is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Jack Cuff with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 1.843 billion Jafkufians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cuff. The average income tax rate is 32.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Jafkufian economy, worth 315 trillion E-Pounds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 171,406 E-Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Government police forces protect public schools from the threat of protest, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, the government has ordered a moratorium on referenda, and every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jafkuf's national animal is the Penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Jafkuf is ranked 11,455th in the world and 2nd in IBXToyChat for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,642.54 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.

Largest Retail Industry: 2,153rdTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,830thMost Secular: 3,303rdLargest Mining Sector: 3,995thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,609thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,374thMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,514thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,501stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,653rdRudest Citizens: 7,790thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,150thMost Avoided: 9,323rdLowest Crime Rates: 10,312thHighest Average Incomes: 10,318thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,377thMost Efficient Economies: 10,385thMost Influential: 11,130thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11,255thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,455thMost Developed: 11,577thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 13,461stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13,978thSmartest Citizens: 14,211thHealthiest Citizens: 14,987thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 16,888thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,943rdMost Subsidized Industry: 22,679thLargest Black Market: 23,709thLargest Governments: 23,741st
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 6 » Western Malina, Karnitia, Tranquiliaq, Peoples republic of Gamers, Rhine Kingdom, and Eclispesia.