The Sultanate of Jaded Grammarians
“What's life without a challenge?”
|Category: Authoritarian Democracy|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Sultanate of Jaded Grammarians is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Nahwi Shah with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.95 billion Grammarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bunpou. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Grammarin economy, worth 261 trillion Grammarin wordias a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,956 Grammarin wordias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaded Grammarians's national animal is the barn owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arethajes.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food.
- : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb.
- : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents.
- : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details.
- : Jaded Grammarians voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Commend Europeia"".
- : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, former weapons designers now boast about their non-jamming semi-automatic nail guns.
- : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, Grammarians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
- : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
- : Following new legislation in Jaded Grammarians, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
- : Jaded Grammarians endorsed The Free Land of Pen Blanityion.
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