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The Sultanate of Jaded Grammarians

“What's life without a challenge?”

Category: Authoritarian Democracy
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Below Average

Location: The North Pacific

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The Sultanate of Jaded Grammarians is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Sultan Nahwi Shah with an even hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, devout population of 1.95 billion Grammarians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Bunpou. The average income tax rate is 91.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Grammarin economy, worth 261 trillion Grammarin wordias a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,956 Grammarin wordias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Years of counter-terrorism planning are foiled by small details, the nation's diplomats shake hands with those whose hands are drenched in the blood of innocents, the regional delicacy of chocolate bombes is deadlier than an unexploded bomb, and sharks are enjoying their deliveries of canned food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jaded Grammarians's national animal is the barn owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Arethajes.

Jaded Grammarians is ranked 42,699th in the world and 2,109th in The North Pacific for Largest Publishing Industry, scoring 5,488.09 on the Bella Potter Productivity e-Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 346thMost Influential: 775thMost Devout: 2,508thTop
Safest: 3,021stMost Pacifist: 3,028thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,802ndNicest Citizens: 3,985thHealthiest Citizens: 4,899thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,194thLowest Crime Rates: 5,250thLongest Average Lifespans: 5,430thBest Weather: 5,839thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 6,169thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,287thMost Inclusive: 6,648thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,822ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,216thMost Developed: 7,492ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,599thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,994thHighest Average Tax Rates: 8,240thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,112thHighest Food Quality: 9,170thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,355thLargest Governments: 9,547thMost Beautiful Environments: 10,457thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,617thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 10,856thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 11,045thSmartest Citizens: 11,297thMost Subsidized Industry: 13,145thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 14,166thMost Efficient Economies: 17,072ndHighest Average Incomes: 20,558thLargest Agricultural Sector: 22,672ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 24,532nd
Most Devout: 89th in the regionTop
Safest: 159th in the regionMost Pacifist: 175th in the regionMost Influential: 209th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 221st in the regionNicest Citizens: 229th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 265th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 267th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 271st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 280th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 319th in the regionBest Weather: 321st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 344th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 371st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 376th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 381st in the regionMost Inclusive: 401st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 406th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 436th in the regionMost Developed: 439th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 441st in the regionLargest Governments: 498th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 502nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 502nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 508th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 515th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 520th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 522nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 543rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 589th in the regionTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 726th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 758th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 872nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 921st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,037th in the regionMost Cultured: 1,317th in the region

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