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The Colorado State Park of Jackson Lake SP

“I Like Fire”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Phoenix Nest

Regional Influence: Vassal


The Colorado State Park of Jackson Lake SP is a massive, genial nation, notable for its prohibition of alcohol, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical population of 1.797 billion Jackson Lake SPians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 41.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Jackson Lake SPian economy, worth 30.6 trillion Flamethrowers a year, is led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 17,042 Flamethrowers, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sleep-deprived officials are known to collapse after late night revision for their examinations, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and former bars are desperately trying to re-brand themselves as cafés. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jackson Lake SP's national animal is the Phoenix.

Jackson Lake SP is ranked 81,228th in the world and 1st in The Phoenix Nest for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.17 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

Most Authoritarian: 6,800thTop
Most Income Equality: 12,932ndMost Conservative: 17,681st
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionTop
Most Authoritarian: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionLargest Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Devout: 5th in the regionTop
Most Income Equality: 6th in the regionNicest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Conservative: 11th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11th in the region

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