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The Incorporated States of Jabanese Balkan

“Quote Josef Tiso”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: Imperial jabanese

Regional Influence: Dominator


The Incorporated States of Jabanese Balkan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Josef Tiso with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 2.008 billion Jabanese Balkanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Welfare, Education, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of sarajevo. The average income tax rate is 28.0%.

The strong Jabanese Balkanian economy, worth 176 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,962 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Inter-species marriages are ignored by the government, poaching has been on the rise after animals from the nation's zoos were released into the wild, military spending recently hit a new high, and many whiskies taste suspiciously like automobile radiators. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Jabanese Balkan's national animal is the eagle.

Jabanese Balkan is ranked 195,169th in the world and 1st in Imperial jabanese for Most Avoided, scoring 1.73 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 12,053rdTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 17,721stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,947thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,423rdFattest Citizens: 23,715thHighest Disposable Incomes: 24,854th

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