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The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad F8

“Unity through Nationality”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: Asexual

Regional Influence: Hermit


The Empire of J o Jian Capture Squad F8 is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical population of 5.231 billion J o Jian Capture Squad F8ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 9.7%.

The strong J o Jian Capture Squad F8ian economy, worth 331 trillion Sauces a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Basket Weaving, and Tourism. Average income is 63,432 Sauces, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Military spending recently hit a new high, organ donation is compulsory, Harry Potter books are banned, and local mafias have a tough time disposing of dead snitches without catching the attention of recycling authorities. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. J o Jian Capture Squad F8's national animal is the Eagle.

J o Jian Capture Squad F8 is ranked 34,779th in the world and 1st in Asexual for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,505.57 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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