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COMMON CARDS

Left-Leaning College State
“Helping you through the wasteland. With pictures!”
Most Extensive Civil Rights: 12,555th
8.72b318t
Iron Fist Consumerists
“CSA Inc - Cool Kats Velvet Knights”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,911thSafest: 13,355thMost Pacifist: 13,643rd
7.59b658t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Life is Joy, Pixels are Pain”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,382ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,180thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14,019th
6.01b501t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Remember the past, lest you repeat your mistakes”
Most Authoritarian: 13,856thMost Income Equality: 15,431st
6.39b186t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We stand with our people, now and at the hour of death”
Most Rebellious Youth: 10,791st Most Pacifist: 12,209th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,780th
9.261 billion Xerxians. Ban on automobiles, zero percent divorce rate, and devotion to social welfare.
SEASON ONE
Democratic Socialists
“Kill them with success and bury them with a smile”
Most Rebellious Youth: 9,193rdLargest Black Market: 14,458th
8.92b214t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Couping people, not regions”
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,645thMost Average: 14,852nd
3.69b220t
Free-Market Paradise
“Don't you forget about me”
Largest Gambling Industry: 7,016th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,119th Most Stationary: 13,462nd
8.612 billion Ratchets. Burgeoning silvertrout population.
SEASON ONE
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We are Evil!!!!!!!!”
4.58b316t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“On wednesdays, we wear pink.”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 9,910th
1.20b45.7t
SEASON TWO
Iron Fist Consumerists
“We do chicken .................errr ...right.”
Nudest: 3,718thMost Ignorant Citizens: 10,833rdLargest Black Market: 12,353rd
9.32b602t
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“The falcon cannot hear the falconer”
Most Politically Free: 6,673rd
6.886 billion Donald Chumpians. Punitive income tax rates, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation.
New York Times Democracy
“Et nos unum sumus”
2.295 billion Khaklinians. Aversion to nipples, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Father Knows Best State
“We exist to serve, wyrd to ya Mamma!”
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,786th Largest Black Market: 10,494th Most Devout: 12,482nd
5.791 billion Patho-Englandians. State-planned economy, complete lack of prisons, and ubiquitous missile silos.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Bright One”
Most Average: 9,414th
8.31b343t
SEASON TWO
Corrupt Dictatorship
“Did Everyone Survive The Night?”
Most Secular: 11,627th
7.88b262t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“For contact, telegram Karenus”
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 13,690thLargest Insurance Industry: 14,975th
2.41b142t
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We will last the long winter”
Most Average: 14,928th Most Stationary: 15,429th
5.411 billion Winter Peakians. Compulsory military service.
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Nunu'u k'qwa naz'zer blo'u'e! Nunuu forever!”
Most Armed: 7,280thMost Average: 10,389th
921m66.0t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Beware, the Drop Bears bite!”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 3,099thMost Cheerful Citizens: 10,352ndMost Rebellious Youth: 11,003rd
8.39b600t
SEASON TWO
Capitalist Paradise
“Inequality isn't all that bad!”
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 7,698th Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 7,919th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 10,217th
4.34 billion Capitalists. Barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare.
SEASON ONE
New York Times Democracy
“Rundgang um die transzendentale Säule der Singularität ”
2.573 billion Des Frevians. Irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Ex-Nation
Democratic Socialists
“You can't stop progress.”
Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,889thHighest Poor Incomes: 5,711thMost Secular: 7,962nd
5.69b805t
SEASON TWO
New York Times Democracy
“From Many, One”
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 9,060thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 11,781st
5.35b265t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“We fight back, harder”
Best Weather: 7,484thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,720thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,547th
4.57b541t
SEASON TWO
Liberal Democratic Socialists
“We should take the raiders and PUSH them somewhere else”
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 4,027th
4.70b155t
SEASON TWO
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“The meaning to life, the universe, and everything”
Most Average: 4,385th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15,030th
2.365 billion Bedetopian Atomic Clock 23ians. Burgeoning Scorpion population.
SEASON ONE
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
“Build that wall, build that wall!”
Largest Retail Industry: 5,318thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,536th
1.92b239t
SEASON TWO
Father Knows Best State
“Military, Nation, Authority, Freedom, and Justice.”
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6,240th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,062nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,852nd
2.024 billion JoJians. Smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
Father Knows Best State
“Military, Nation, Authority, Freedom, and Justice.”
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 6,240th Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,062nd Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9,852nd
2.024 billion JoJians. Smutty television, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion.
SEASON ONE
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