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The Free Market of Ivanka Trump

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The Free Market of Ivanka Trump is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Ivanka Trump with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.032 billion Ivanka Trumpians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Washington. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 13.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ivanka Trumpian economy, worth 696 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 99,053 dollars, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,558 per year while the poor average 23,764, a ratio of 13.2 to 1.

Giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Ivanka Trump is a silly poophead, the national guard is mobilized whenever a mother gets separated from her child at the mall, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, and grinning punters say that casino roulette is the greatest high that life has to offer. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ivanka Trump's national animal is the fox and its national religion is Christianity.

Ivanka Trump is ranked 147,318^th in the world and 1,646^th in Ambition for Lowest Crime Rates, with 61.24 law-abiding acts per hour.

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