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The Socialist Republic of Itilien

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Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: The Communist Bloc

Regional Influence: Squire


The Socialist Republic of Itilien is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by High Council of the Socialist Republic with a fair hand, and remarkable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.899 billion Itiliens are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isgilif. The average income tax rate is 93.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Itilienen economy, worth 331 trillion casters a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 114,296 casters, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

High Council of the Socialist Republic is strangely popular with male politicians' wives, the words 'private' and 'enterprise' must never appear in the same sentence, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, and the nation is known abroad mostly for its Parliamentary antics. Crime is totally unknown. Itilien's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Itilien is ranked 60,820th in the world and 134th in The Communist Bloc for Most Stationary, with 496.19324493612 days.

Highest Drug Use: 1,601stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,017thMost Influential: 2,235thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 3,125thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,152ndNicest Citizens: 3,265thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,372ndHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,447thMost Inclusive: 4,182ndMost Rebellious Youth: 4,880thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,048thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,503rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 5,544thMost Pacifist: 5,595thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,107thHighest Food Quality: 6,207thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,567thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,684thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,307thHealthiest Citizens: 7,811thBest Weather: 8,160thMost Developed: 8,161stLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,370thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,320thMost Scientifically Advanced: 9,536thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,671stNudest: 9,791stSmartest Citizens: 9,960thMost Cultured: 10,747thLargest Governments: 11,182ndHighest Poor Incomes: 11,220thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,442ndMost Secular: 12,141stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,743rdTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,524thMost Income Equality: 14,576thSafest: 16,551stMost Efficient Economies: 21,513thMost Politically Free: 22,679thLowest Crime Rates: 23,278thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 24,066th
Highest Drug Use: 10th in the regionTop
Most Politically Free: 20th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 25th in the regionNudest: 58th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 61st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionNicest Citizens: 89th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 90th in the regionTop
Most Extreme: 93rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 101st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 108th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 109th in the regionMost Inclusive: 109th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 114th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 120th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 126th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 130th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 133rd in the regionMost Stationary: 134th in the regionMost Pacifist: 138th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 152nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 153rd in the regionMost Cultured: 154th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 157th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 161st in the regionBest Weather: 162nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 165th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 172nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 173rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Developed: 180th in the region

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