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The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia

“The Work of a Nation”

Category: Father Knows Best State
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Political Freedoms:
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, anti-smoking policies, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 8.092 billion Itallitopians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,910 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 359,659 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

They who do not work shall not eat, the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams, it is illegal to make racist remarks in public, and cleaners are very careful not to bump into the big red button on Mountain Dewus Junior's desk. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 195,354th in the world and 7,908th in The North Pacific for Fattest Citizens, with 8.18 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 159thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 182ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 260thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 360thHighest Poor Incomes: 419thMost Influential: 627thLargest Black Market: 789thLargest Information Technology Sector: 885thMost Armed: 888thHighest Average Incomes: 1,169thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,879thTop
Largest Governments: 2,472ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,725thMost Developed: 3,705thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,885thMost Corrupt Governments: 4,394thLargest Mining Sector: 4,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,420thSmartest Citizens: 4,581stMost Advanced Public Education: 4,855thHighest Economic Output: 5,095thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,554thRudest Citizens: 6,303rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,331stLongest Average Lifespans: 6,748thMost Cultured: 7,182ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7,680thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 7,980thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,730thTop
Most Inclusive: 13,020thLowest Crime Rates: 14,228thMost Stationary: 15,145thMost Secular: 22,269th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 9th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 18th in the regionMost Armed: 32nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 50th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 108th in the regionLargest Governments: 137th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 152nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 170th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 211th in the regionMost Influential: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 227th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 236th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 253rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 267th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 269th in the regionRudest Citizens: 331st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 341st in the regionMost Stationary: 347th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 355th in the regionMost Cultured: 360th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 403rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 408th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 503rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 770th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 771st in the regionLargest Populations: 808th in the region

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