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The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia

“The Work of a Nation”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: The North Pacific

Regional Influence: Page


The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.716 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,471 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 367,972 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

All telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked, and the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 200,589th in the world and 8,793rd in The North Pacific for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.92 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.

Most Advanced Defense Forces: 156thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 231stHighest Poor Incomes: 305thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 320thMost Influential: 592ndLargest Black Market: 765thLargest Information Technology Sector: 842ndMost Armed: 851stHighest Average Incomes: 1,023rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,853rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,438thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,841stLargest Mining Sector: 3,540thMost Developed: 3,703rdMost Corrupt Governments: 3,799thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,088thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,154thSmartest Citizens: 4,609thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 4,698thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,712thHighest Economic Output: 5,773rdMost Efficient Economies: 5,898thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,855thMost Cultured: 7,242ndRudest Citizens: 8,066thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,194thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,238thMost Avoided: 10,672ndTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,575thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,880thMost Inclusive: 14,055thMost Stationary: 16,848thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 20,649thMost Secular: 21,961stLargest Publishing Industry: 22,492nd
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionLargest Black Market: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 35th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 43rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 52nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionTop
Largest Mining Sector: 117th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 121st in the regionLargest Governments: 122nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 145th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 168th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Influential: 204th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 205th in the regionMost Developed: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 237th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 243rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 247th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 250th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 292nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionMost Cultured: 372nd in the regionMost Stationary: 392nd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 401st in the regionRudest Citizens: 401st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 402nd in the regionMost Avoided: 407th in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 690th in the regionLargest Populations: 795th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 818th in the regionMost Inclusive: 847th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 974th in the region

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