The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia
“The Work of a Nation”
|Category: Psychotic Dictatorship|
Location: The North Pacific
Regional Influence: Page
The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.995 billion Itallitopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,847 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 369,918 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Nations across the world are quick to praise Mountain Dewus Junior's good looks and intellectual prowess, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, war criminals are given full state funerals, and there's some really clean windows in Itallitopian houses. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Itallitopia was endorsed by The Makersaulachean Tiny Gorls of Loli County.
- : Itallitopia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of OGANESUIM.
- : Itallitopia was endorsed by The Oppressed Peoples of Puppets and Strings.
- : Itallitopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes and Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Following new legislation in Itallitopia, there's some really clean windows in Itallitopian houses.
- : Following new legislation in Itallitopia, war criminals are given full state funerals.
- : Following new legislation in Itallitopia, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war.
- : Itallitopia endorsed The Holy Empire of Magnanimus.
- : Itallitopia was endorsed by The Holy Empire of Magnanimus.
- : Itallitopia was endorsed by The Schizophrenic states of New Bismuthium.
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