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The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia

“The Work of a Nation”

Category: Psychotic Dictatorship
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, complete lack of prisons, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 4.995 billion Itallitopians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Education, Administration, and Industry are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 1,847 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 369,918 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Nations across the world are quick to praise Mountain Dewus Junior's good looks and intellectual prowess, scientists are researching the best way to kill off humanity to prevent catastrophic war, war criminals are given full state funerals, and there's some really clean windows in Itallitopian houses. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 148,098th in the world and 7,844th in The North Pacific for Most Pro-Market, scoring -74.22 on the Rand Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 116thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 141stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 183rdHighest Poor Incomes: 240thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 376thLargest Information Technology Sector: 710thMost Influential: 733rdMost Armed: 809thLargest Black Market: 811thHighest Average Incomes: 869thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 1,773rdLargest Governments: 2,603rdLargest Mining Sector: 2,649thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,133rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,166thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,457thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,554thMost Developed: 3,779thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,774thSmartest Citizens: 4,890thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,896thMost Valuable International Artwork: 5,026thMost Avoided: 5,251stMost Efficient Economies: 5,893rdLongest Average Lifespans: 7,227thHighest Economic Output: 7,356thMost Cultured: 7,519thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,611thTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 9,126thMost Authoritarian: 10,067thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,647thMost Inclusive: 13,129thLowest Crime Rates: 14,767th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 10th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Black Market: 26th in the regionMost Armed: 29th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 29th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 45th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 81st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 86th in the regionTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 100th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 122nd in the regionLargest Governments: 123rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 152nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 165th in the regionMost Avoided: 169th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 210th in the regionMost Developed: 218th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 237th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 242nd in the regionMost Influential: 246th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 266th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 266th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 319th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 333rd in the regionMost Cultured: 353rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 356th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 404th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 410th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 415th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 507th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 550th in the regionMost Inclusive: 716th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 741st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 808th in the region

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