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The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia

“The Work of a Nation”

Category: Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights:
Below Average
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Location: The North Pacific

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The Military Socialist Republic of Itallitopia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Mountain Dewus Junior with an iron fist, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, frequent executions, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.206 billion Itallitopians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Education, Administration, and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reme. The average income tax rate is 97.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Itallitopian economy, worth a remarkable 2,306 trillion Workers Stamps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 371,635 Workers Stamps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Itallitopia isn't what it used to be, all telephone traffic is monitored for 'national security reasons', soldiers on first dates introduce themselves only by their ranks and serial numbers, and nobody ever questions the unquestioned rule that questions must always be asked. Crime is totally unknown. Itallitopia's national animal is the Mountain Dew, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Itallitopian Orthodox.

Itallitopia is ranked 45,071st in the world and 2,049th in The North Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 27.86 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 153rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 157thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 222ndHighest Poor Incomes: 267thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 405thMost Influential: 638thLargest Black Market: 777thMost Armed: 830thLargest Information Technology Sector: 831stHighest Average Incomes: 965thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,833rdTop
Largest Governments: 2,470thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,944thLargest Mining Sector: 3,094thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,468thMost Developed: 3,694thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 3,909thMost Subsidized Industry: 3,962ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,338thSmartest Citizens: 4,666thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,750thMost Efficient Economies: 5,982ndHighest Economic Output: 6,108thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,956thMost Cultured: 7,274thMost Avoided: 7,412thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,001stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,592ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 8,776thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 13,373rdMost Inclusive: 13,699thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 13,922ndMost Authoritarian: 16,335thMost Stationary: 17,522ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,725th
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 12th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 13th in the regionLargest Black Market: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 34th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 49th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 101st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 102nd in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 121st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 132nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 146th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 171st in the regionMost Developed: 202nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 207th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 207th in the regionMost Influential: 222nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 236th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 243rd in the regionMost Avoided: 273rd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 285th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 320th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Cultured: 354th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 391st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 400th in the regionMost Stationary: 426th in the regionTop
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 574th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 644th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 654th in the regionMost Inclusive: 770th in the regionLargest Populations: 816th in the regionMost Authoritarian: 984th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 1,005th in the region

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