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The Federal Republic of Italia Unita

“Qui si fa l'Italia o si muore!”

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The Federal Republic of Italia Unita is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, daily referendums, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 240 million italians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Defense, Welfare, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 28.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong italian economy, worth 18.4 trillion Lire a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 76,837 Lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Nation-building is the new national pastime, the nation has abandoned Brasilistan to its fate, women have a strange proclivity for dressing up as caped weasels, and recreational drug businesses are regularly pruned if they grow above the maximum legal size. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Italia Unita's national animal is the italian grey wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Italia Unita is ranked 154,809^th in the world and 51^st in New West Indies for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens, with 50 Whatever.

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