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The Republic of It Is All Ohio

“Always has been.”

Category: Liberal Democratic Socialists
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Location: Association of the Countries of the Free

Regional Influence: Squire


The Republic of It Is All Ohio is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its avant-garde cinema, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 2.321 billion It Is All Ohioans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but sluggish It Is All Ohioan economy, worth 66.5 trillion Buckeyes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 28,653 Buckeyes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, scientists recently cloned the long-extinct feather-bellied White-Tailed Deer, high school bands practice by moonlight, and the might of the entire It Is All Ohioan Navy is focused on fifty bemused spear-throwing islanders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. It Is All Ohio's national animal is the White-Tailed Deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

It Is All Ohio is ranked 268,451st in the world and 5th in Association of the Countries of the Free for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring -9.38 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 24,276th

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