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The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes

“Remember: We can always make it worse.”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Outlawed

Location: The Black Hawks

Regional Influence: Handshaker

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The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, vat-grown people, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 37.493 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 35,344 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 942,687 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,901,800 per year while the poor average 236,583, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and illegal immigration remains a hot topic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 8,825th in the world and 7th in The Black Hawks for Most Influential, scoring 6,079 on the Soft Power Disbursement Rating.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thLargest Black Market: 13thLargest Mining Sector: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 23rdHighest Economic Output: 28thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 30thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 35thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Agricultural Sector: 49thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 78thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 124thMost Corrupt Governments: 198thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 220thMost Patriotic: 255thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 255thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 255thMost Avoided: 299thLargest Governments: 315thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 354thMost Subsidized Industry: 386thMost Efficient Economies: 390thFattest Citizens: 429thLowest Crime Rates: 556thMost Advanced Public Transport: 591stMost Stationary: 878thLargest Retail Industry: 1,114thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,558thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,215thLargest Populations: 2,225thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,551stTop
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Most Primitive: 4,006thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,980thRudest Citizens: 7,158thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,002ndMost Influential: 8,825thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,023rdMost Conservative: 12,401stMost Advanced Public Education: 14,186thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 19,744thSmartest Citizens: 20,122ndMost Developed: 26,967thMost Authoritarian: 29,067thLargest Gambling Industry: 30,439th
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Populations: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionMost Primitive: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 16th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 18th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 18th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 20th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 23rd in the region

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