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The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes

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Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
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Location: The Black Hawks

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 32.731 billion follower of Josephs are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 30,855 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 942,687 monies, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,901,800 per year while the poor average 236,583, a ratio of 12.3 to 1.

There's a literal nanny state for the legions of children taken by social services, newly-peaceful nations are forced to use assault rifles as farming tools due to a lack of funds for purchasing anything else, it takes months to get the proper permits for a child's first tricycle, and illegal immigration remains a hot topic. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 25th in the world and 1st in The Black Hawks for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 26,016.17 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8thLargest Black Market: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10thHighest Average Incomes: 18thLargest Mining Sector: 20thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25thHighest Economic Output: 29thLargest Agricultural Sector: 35thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 37thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 37thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 54thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 69thMost Patriotic: 93rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 106thMost Corrupt Governments: 159thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 171stMost Subsidized Industry: 197thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 247thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 247thMost Avoided: 261stMost Efficient Economies: 264thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 270thLargest Governments: 274thFattest Citizens: 383rdLowest Crime Rates: 492ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 671stLargest Retail Industry: 760thMost Stationary: 1,003rdHighest Poor Incomes: 1,159thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,014thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,191stLargest Populations: 2,385thTop
Most Primitive: 4,104thRudest Citizens: 6,325thMost Scientifically Advanced: 7,796thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,214thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,517thMost Influential: 9,904thMost Advanced Public Education: 13,060thTop
Most Conservative: 14,101stSmartest Citizens: 19,448thMost Developed: 21,095thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 22,724thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,802ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 24,420thMost Authoritarian: 25,662ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 27,102nd
Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionRudest Citizens: 15th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 15th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionMost Primitive: 16th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 32nd in the regionMost Developed: 42nd in the region

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