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The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes

“Remember: We can always make it worse.”

Category: Corporate Police State
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
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Location: The Black Hawks

Regional Influence: Handshaker


The Oppressive Oppressors of Israeli Airstrikes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Joseph with an iron fist, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, triple-decker prams, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 29.929 billion follower of Josephs are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Joseph City. The average income tax rate is 98.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Josephic economy, worth an astonishing 27,920 trillion monies a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is a breathtaking 932,889 monies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 4,179,260 per year while the poor average 128,923, a ratio of 32.4 to 1.

Military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames, sushi just hasn't been the same since salmon went extinct overnight, earthquake sirens are a leading cause of hearing loss, and sanitary products are sold in brown paper at hairdressers' salons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Israeli Airstrikes's national animal is the viper, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Josephism.

Israeli Airstrikes is ranked 24,063rd in the world and 90th in The Black Hawks for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,812.1 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

Largest Insurance Industry: 3rdLargest Black Market: 9thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12thHighest Average Incomes: 15thLargest Mining Sector: 21stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 24thHighest Economic Output: 32ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 34thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 39thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 48thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 55thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 70thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 101stMost Corrupt Governments: 136thMost Avoided: 139thMost Subsidized Industry: 147thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 177thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 177thLargest Governments: 230thMost Efficient Economies: 231stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 274thFattest Citizens: 338thLowest Crime Rates: 441stLargest Retail Industry: 622ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 750thMost Stationary: 1,096thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,412thMost Primitive: 1,498thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,931stTop
Largest Populations: 2,501stRudest Citizens: 5,839thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,203rdLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 6,652ndHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 7,308thMost Conservative: 8,364thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,873rdMost Secular: 9,387thMost Influential: 9,841stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,901stTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 13,197thSmartest Citizens: 18,919thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 21,870thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 22,829thMost Authoritarian: 23,874th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1st in the regionMost Avoided: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 2nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 5th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionMost Primitive: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 7th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 15th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionTop
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 19th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 19th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 25th in the regionMost Secular: 25th in the regionMost Extreme: 28th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 32nd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 33rd in the regionMost Conservative: 33rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 34th in the region

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