Spotlight on:

National Flag

The United Kingdom of Israel and Juda

“Long live Israel and Judah”

Category: Father Knows Best State
Civil Rights:
Political Freedoms:

Location: Middle East

Regional Influence: Squire


The United Kingdom of Israel and Juda is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, punitive income tax rates, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.597 billion Israelites are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Environment, and Education also on the agenda. The average income tax rate is 59.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Israelite economy, worth 73.8 trillion shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 46,181 shekels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, 13-year-old internet trolls are treated as a threat on par with terrorists, kids who move from attending a public school in the city to the country often struggle in goat milking class, and orphanages are closing their doors as the government forces parents to actually raise their children. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Israel and Juda's national animal is the gazelle, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Israel and Juda is ranked 123,118th in the world and 30th in Middle East for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 1,298.64 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Devout: 7,455thTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 17,074thNicest Citizens: 18,668thBest Weather: 21,343rdLargest Welfare Programs: 23,674th
Most Average: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity: