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The Idolater of Isolated Isomer |
“Infamy, Infamy - They've got it in for Me!”
Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy | ||
Civil Rights: Some |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Good |
Location: Medio |
Regional Influence: Enforcer |
The Idolater of Isolated Isomer is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Isosceles with an even hand, and notable for its aversion to nipples, free-roaming dinosaurs, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 20.662 billion Isolated Isomerians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Isocline. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Isolated Isomerian economy, worth a remarkable 3,986 trillion Yen a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 192,939 Yen, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, and airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isolated Isomer's national animal is the Black Bear Ghost, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Isolationism.
Isolated Isomer is ranked 10,448th in the world and 2nd in Medio for Most Stationary, with 2,299.9012363956 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Isolated Isomer, airplane passengers have been known to stuff pillows in their jackets to get extra arm room.
- : Following new legislation in Isolated Isomer, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games.
- : Following new legislation in Isolated Isomer, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Isolated Isomer, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
- : Following new legislation in Isolated Isomer, the government has granted that two plus two makes four.
- : Isolated Isomer was reclassified from "Moralistic Democracy" to "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".
- : Isolated Isomer was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Following new legislation in Isolated Isomer, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups.
- : Following new legislation in Isolated Isomer, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers.
- : Following new legislation in Isolated Isomer, it is a common belief that a sport isn't sport if there are no decapitations.