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The Therapist of Islonia

“I'm going to the cinema”

Category: New York Times Democracy
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Location: Thaecia

Regional Influence: Envoy


The Therapist of Islonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Agathe Fortier with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, digital currency, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.219 billion Islonians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Healthcare, Administration, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alpina. The average income tax rate is 87.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Islonian economy, worth 845 trillion Iscles a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 102,878 Iscles, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Truck drivers turn their engines off and coast whenever they're going downhill, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Alpina, increasing numbers of children in Islonia have different eye and hair color to their supposed fathers, and survivors of the Great Internet Flame War often recount horror stories of banhammers and DOS attacks. Crime is totally unknown. Islonia's national animal is the Kitten, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cutesy.

Islonia is ranked 239,296th in the world and 260th in Thaecia for Most Patriotic, with 1.79 flags saluted per person per day.

Most Influential: 1,537thTop
Most Secular: 3,862ndLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,234thBest Weather: 5,431stMost Pacifist: 5,768thNicest Citizens: 5,778thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,897thMost Cheerful Citizens: 6,067thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,245thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,688thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,979thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,285thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,784thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,871stMost Developed: 8,345thMost Inclusive: 9,389thLongest Average Lifespans: 9,481stHealthiest Citizens: 10,233rdHighest Food Quality: 10,647thSmartest Citizens: 11,067thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,153rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,154thMost Advanced Public Transport: 11,175thMost Rebellious Youth: 11,452ndTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 14,751stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,257thLowest Crime Rates: 16,947thMost Cultured: 17,075thLargest Governments: 17,816thMost Stationary: 19,207thHighest Poor Incomes: 19,671stMost Subsidized Industry: 23,327thSafest: 23,351stMost Efficient Economies: 24,572ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 25,512thHighest Economic Output: 26,033rd
Most Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Influential: 9th in the regionMost Secular: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 11th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 13th in the regionMost Politically Free: 15th in the regionBest Weather: 15th in the regionLargest Populations: 16th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 17th in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 19th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 20th in the regionMost Developed: 21st in the regionMost Pacifist: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 22nd in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 27th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 30th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 32nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 34th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 34th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 34th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 35th in the region

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