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The Empire of Isle of Jack

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The Empire of Isle of Jack is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Lord Jack with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, free-roaming dinosaurs, and frequent executions. The compassionate, cheerful population of 10.194 billion Isle of Jackians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jack City. The average income tax rate is 82.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Isle of Jackian economy, worth a remarkable 2,293 trillion Small Childrens a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 224,992 Small Childrens, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, people who make the leader's blood boil get boiled, what's in your genes matters more than what's in your jeans, and a firework a day does not in fact keep the doctor away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Jack's national animal is the Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solarianism.

Isle of Jack is ranked 6,906^th in the world and 55^th in Europeia for Largest Governments, scoring 39.45 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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