Spotlight on:
The Empire of Isle of Jack |
“Imagine having this on a war flag”
Category: Democratic Socialists | ||
Civil Rights: Good |
Economy: Frightening |
Political Freedoms: Some |
Location: Europeia |
Regional Influence: Squire |
The Empire of Isle of Jack is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Lord Jack with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, sprawling nuclear power plants, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, cheerful population of 8.498 billion Isle of Jackians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jack City. The average income tax rate is 93.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Isle of Jackian economy, worth a remarkable 1,686 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 198,517 Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle of Jack's national animal is the Tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Solarianism.
Isle of Jack is ranked 27,205th in the world and 56th in Europeia for Most Stationary, with 1,430.9878341672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Isle of Jack was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest.
- : Following new legislation in Isle of Jack, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment.
- : Following new legislation in Isle of Jack, the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments.
- : Following new legislation in Isle of Jack, the government has declared its commitment to multilateralism.
- : Following new legislation in Isle of Jack, ambitious "businessmen" use their children to sell and advertise their products.
- : Following new legislation in Isle of Jack, government fact-checkers use surprising amounts of high explosive.
- : Following new legislation in Isle of Jack, the government has enacted freedom of information.
- : Following new legislation in Isle of Jack, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
- : Following new legislation in Isle of Jack, internet moderator is one of the most popular jobs among the nation's more socially awkward citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Isle of Jack, fat-shaming is now public policy.