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The Commonwealth of Isle Can

“Without a strong foundation, no structure can rise”

Category: Left-wing Utopia
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Location: the South Pacific

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Commonwealth of Isle Can is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by Lance Hidmar with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.088 billion Isle Canians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City Can. The average income tax rate is 76.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Isle Canian economy, worth 77.9 trillion Shells a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 71,557 Shells, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country's population is reported with a margin of error of several billions, education is transforming people into first-rate snobs, the mood of raunchy movies is often ruined by the sound of babies crying, and the government regularly hires contractors to construct high rise apartments. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Isle Can's national animal is the Alligator, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Isle Can is ranked 38,658th in the world and 821st in the South Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 101.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 3,754thLeast Corrupt Governments: 4,650thMost Influential: 5,165thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5,764thMost Pacifist: 6,875thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,145thSafest: 7,164thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,348thLargest Welfare Programs: 10,072ndNicest Citizens: 10,595thMost Inclusive: 11,137thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,185thTop
Highest Food Quality: 13,886thLargest Publishing Industry: 14,618thMost Cultured: 15,840thMost Beautiful Environments: 15,889thBest Weather: 15,890thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16,125thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17,834thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,980thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,573rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,774thSmartest Citizens: 19,996thMost Secular: 21,435thLongest Average Lifespans: 22,715thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 23,839thMost Income Equality: 23,992nd
Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 163rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 164th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 184th in the regionSafest: 241st in the regionMost Pacifist: 257th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 291st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 318th in the regionNudest: 366th in the regionNicest Citizens: 369th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 396th in the regionMost Inclusive: 398th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 418th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 461st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 477th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 488th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 503rd in the regionMost Cultured: 504th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 505th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 506th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 528th in the regionMost Influential: 547th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 556th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 625th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 648th in the regionMost Secular: 701st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 743rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 782nd in the regionHighest Drug Use: 821st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 822nd in the regionLargest Governments: 834th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 849th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 860th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 962nd in the regionMost Politically Free: 1,008th in the region

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