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The Free Republic of Islame

“Our children are trained to murder””

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The Free Republic of Islame is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by the Madhi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, frequent executions, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.335 billion Islamers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wesobad. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Lame economy, worth a remarkable 4,831 trillion Axixican Pesos a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Retail, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 237,586 Axixican Pesos, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The national Police Academies have dedicated infant wings, children's TV shows are having a gay old time, most mothers are forced to quit their jobs to care for infants, and children have only the most basic of education. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Islame's national animal is the Viper, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Reformed Idolatry.

Islame is ranked 282,558^th in the world and 8^th in Axixic Prime for Most Beautiful Environments, with 4.98 pounds of wildlife per square mile.

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