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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista

“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, keen interest in outer space, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 38.15 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 32,039 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,830 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,867,598 per year while the poor average 7,538, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 15th in the world and 6th in Wysteria for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring 66,105.58 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 7thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thHighest Economic Output: 16thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17thMost Scientifically Advanced: 21stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 21stMost Avoided: 27thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 28thHighest Average Incomes: 29thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 30thMost Armed: 33rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 36thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 40thLargest Insurance Industry: 43rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 47thLargest Mining Sector: 50thMost Secular: 51stLargest Populations: 55thMost Efficient Economies: 63rdFattest Citizens: 82ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rdSmartest Citizens: 86thHighest Crime Rates: 118thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 145thRudest Citizens: 145thLargest Publishing Industry: 198thMost Corrupt Governments: 234thLargest Retail Industry: 263rdMost Cultured: 271stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 410thLargest Information Technology Sector: 421stTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,348thLargest Black Market: 4,674thMost Rebellious Youth: 6,040thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,293rdMost Influential: 6,766thTop
Largest Governments: 11,606thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 11,689thMost Pro-Market: 12,832ndMost Subsidized Industry: 18,855thMost Stationary: 20,541st
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the region

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