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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista

“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
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Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice


The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 39.569 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 33,231 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 839,830 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 7,867,598 per year while the poor average 7,538, a ratio of 1,043 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 79,206th in the world and 41st in Wysteria for Highest Drug Use, scoring 78.4 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 10thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 10thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 13thHighest Economic Output: 15thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 19thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 27thMost Avoided: 27thHighest Average Incomes: 31stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 33rdMost Armed: 34thLargest Agricultural Sector: 39thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 42ndLargest Insurance Industry: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 52ndLargest Populations: 54thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 56thMost Secular: 74thMost Efficient Economies: 76thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 83rdFattest Citizens: 89thSmartest Citizens: 101stHighest Crime Rates: 120thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 155thRudest Citizens: 169thLargest Publishing Industry: 205thMost Corrupt Governments: 257thMost Cultured: 282ndLargest Retail Industry: 323rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 465thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 508thTop
Largest Gambling Industry: 2,500thLargest Black Market: 5,651stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,097thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,193rdMost Influential: 7,098thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,037thTop
Largest Governments: 12,495thMost Pro-Market: 17,523rdMost Stationary: 18,244thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 20,749thMost Subsidized Industry: 21,562nd
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3rd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 3rd in the regionTop
Highest Economic Output: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Avoided: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 5th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the region

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