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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista

“Where churches are charged with fraud and racketeering!”

Category: Compulsory Consumerist State
Civil Rights:
Average
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Few

Location: Wysteria

Regional Influence: Apprentice

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The Godless Mercantile Nexus of Isla Vista is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Colonial Premier Mawaar with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, otherworldly petting zoo, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 34.713 billion Islanders are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trigo. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Isla Vistan economy, worth an astonishing 28,736 trillion Golden Bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is a breathtaking 827,838 Golden Bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 5,632,106 per year while the poor average 44,389, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech, and citizens who don't recite the Pledge of Isla Vista at least three times a day are placed on a terrorist watch-list. Crime, especially youth-related, is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Isla Vista's national animal is the Marsupial Tiger, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Isla Vista is ranked 148,946th in the world and 57th in Wysteria for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 210.43 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 8thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 8thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 9thHighest Disposable Incomes: 11thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12thHighest Economic Output: 13thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 15thMost Avoided: 19thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21stHighest Average Incomes: 22ndMost Secular: 22ndLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 23rdMost Armed: 25thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 29thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 39thLargest Insurance Industry: 40thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 43rdLargest Mining Sector: 51stLargest Cheese Export Sector: 52ndSmartest Citizens: 58thFattest Citizens: 62ndLargest Populations: 67thRudest Citizens: 70thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 89thHighest Crime Rates: 92ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 106thLargest Retail Industry: 121stMost Corrupt Governments: 175thLargest Publishing Industry: 189thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 194thMost Cultured: 213thLargest Information Technology Sector: 231stTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 1,746thLargest Gambling Industry: 2,302ndLargest Black Market: 2,670thMost Influential: 5,280thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 5,991stMost Rebellious Youth: 6,564thMost Pro-Market: 7,013thTop
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Largest Governments: 11,344thMost Subsidized Industry: 14,983rd
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Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3rd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 4th in the regionRudest Citizens: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4th in the regionMost Armed: 4th in the regionTop
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Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 5th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 5th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 5th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 6th in the regionMost Avoided: 6th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 6th in the regionMost Cultured: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 7th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 8th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9th in the region

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