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The Protectorate of Ishmiel

“Come Get Some”

Category: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Civil Rights:
Good
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Average

Location: Canada

Regional Influence: Instigator

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The Protectorate of Ishmiel is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 34.42 billion Ishmielians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ishmiel City. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Ishmielian economy, worth an astonishing 10,514 trillion waines a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 305,463 waines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Barbed wire entanglements and guard towers surround the Ishmiel City Natural History Museum, school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment, most barbers are also surgeons, and politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive. Ishmiel's national animal is the whale, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is a major religion.

Ishmiel is ranked 4,467th in the world and 7th in Canada for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 10,760.97 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 13thMost Efficient Economies: 113thLargest Publishing Industry: 114thLargest Black Market: 132ndMost Rebellious Youth: 146thMost Advanced Public Education: 172ndMost Influential: 184thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 239thMost Armed: 430thHighest Economic Output: 444thHighest Crime Rates: 510thMost Avoided: 598thLargest Mining Sector: 634thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 858thLargest Agricultural Sector: 864thMost Cheerful Citizens: 921stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,095thLargest Populations: 1,406thHighest Average Incomes: 1,995thHealthiest Citizens: 2,282ndTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,546thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,047thLargest Governments: 3,526thMost Developed: 3,720thNicest Citizens: 4,052ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,447thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,467thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,629thSmartest Citizens: 5,370thMost Primitive: 6,184thMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,406thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,439thMost Corrupt Governments: 11,801stTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 20,491stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23,179th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 2nd in the regionMost Primitive: 2nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 2nd in the regionMost Avoided: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 3rd in the regionMost Influential: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 4th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 5th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 6th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 6th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 7th in the regionLargest Populations: 8th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionTop
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Nicest Citizens: 11th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 16th in the regionMost Developed: 17th in the regionMost Average: 17th in the region

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