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The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani

“It's often said I should get some girly hobbies instead”

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Location: Forest

Regional Influence: Shoeshiner


The Sick Beat of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, frequent executions, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 10.257 billion Isbjornians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,508 trillion toskovats a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Basket Weaving, and Gambling. Average income is an amazing 244,599 toskovats, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,315,412 per year while the poor average 23,689, a ratio of 55.5 to 1.

The military frequently holds bake sales to raise funds, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones, the writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza, and there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 238,620th in the world and 470th in Forest for Most Beautiful Environments, with 5.95 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 135thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 143rdMost Subsidized Industry: 190thMost Primitive: 198thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 199thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 402ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 416thMost Corrupt Governments: 450thMost Advanced Public Transport: 527thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 626thLargest Retail Industry: 641stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 677thLargest Black Market: 715thHighest Crime Rates: 725thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,143rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,207thFattest Citizens: 1,256thMost Avoided: 1,610thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,284thTop
Rudest Citizens: 2,493rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,620thMost Efficient Economies: 2,666thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,728thHighest Average Incomes: 3,727thLargest Governments: 4,083rdLargest Gambling Industry: 4,577thHighest Economic Output: 6,215thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,035thNudest: 7,546thMost Stationary: 9,543rdTop
Most Armed: 12,443rdMost Influential: 14,821stGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,849th
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 4th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4th in the regionTop
Largest Retail Industry: 7th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9th in the regionMost Primitive: 9th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 11th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 11th in the regionMost Avoided: 11th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Stationary: 13th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 18th in the regionNudest: 20th in the regionRudest Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 24th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 31st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 34th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 37th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionMost Armed: 41st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 41st in the region

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