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The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani

“How could I doubt the obvious?”

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The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and renowned for its vat-grown people, restrictive gun laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 18.429 billion Isbjornians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 6,352 trillion toskovats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 344,727 toskovats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Your Favorite Weeaboo has incinerated the international climate treaty in a public coal-burning ceremony, standard-issue infantry rifles now have carnations instead of bayonets, scenic mountain valleys are flooded with water as damming projects get underway, and the diplomatic corps tends to open negotiations by insulting all the foreigners in the room. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 172^nd in the world and 4^th in Forest for Most Extensive Public Healthcare, scoring 22,514.77 on the Theresa-Nightingale Rating.

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