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The Militaristic State of Irvone

“Money is Happiness”

Category: Iron Fist Consumerists
Civil Rights:
Unheard Of
Economy:
Frightening
Political Freedoms:
Unheard Of

Location: 10000 Islands

Regional Influence: Nipper

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The Militaristic State of Irvone is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Andrew Murray with an iron fist, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, sprawling nuclear power plants, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 2.159 billion Irvonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Murian. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Irvonean economy, worth 543 trillion Irvonian Stonks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 251,947 Irvonian Stonks, with the richest citizens earning 8.0 times as much as the poorest.

EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, Andrew Murray's latest speech included a bizarre reference to MaxWow incontinence pads being 50% more absorbent than the next leading brand, and flatulent people are left to die of cancer at the end of hospital waiting lists. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Irvone's national animal is the Irvonian Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Irvone is ranked 259,109th in the world and 1,552nd in 10000 Islands for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.37 bananas ingested per day.

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Most Patriotic: 1,060thFattest Citizens: 1,286thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,773rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,858thMost Armed: 1,922ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,970thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,043rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2,061stLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,285thLargest Retail Industry: 2,288thLargest Mining Sector: 2,331stMost Avoided: 2,412thMost Secular: 2,467thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 2,873rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3,059thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,090thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 3,264thHighest Average Incomes: 3,842ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,037thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,393rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 5,371stMost Efficient Economies: 5,742ndRudest Citizens: 6,497thLargest Black Market: 7,254thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 8,173rdMost Subsidized Industry: 9,334thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,219thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 13,482ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 13,658thLargest Governments: 14,125thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,446thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,846thMost Conservative: 23,517thSmartest Citizens: 25,083rd
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Most Patriotic: 14th in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 24th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 24th in the regionFattest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 28th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 30th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 32nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 33rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 33rd in the regionMost Avoided: 34th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 34th in the regionMost Armed: 37th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 40th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 42nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 47th in the regionMost Secular: 57th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 59th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 61st in the regionLargest Black Market: 64th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 68th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 72nd in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 102nd in the regionMost Conservative: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 106th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 112th in the regionRudest Citizens: 125th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 132nd in the region

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